Fat Jokes

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Yo' Mama is so fат, when she fell over, she rocked herself to sleep trying to get up again.

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Yo' Mama so fат, I can stand on her belly and high-five God.

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Yo Momma is so fат…
when she took her shirt off at the sтriр club,everyone thought she was Jabba The Hut from Star Wars.

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Yo mama's so fат, when she stepped on a train track, the warning lights went on.

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Yo mama so fат when she tossed in her sleep she woke up in another time zone.

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Yo mamma so fат she went to Japan and Godzilla said "DАМN" and ran away.

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Your mom is so fат when she jumps all the oceans disappear.

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Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman says, "I hear that you’ve been telling people that I’m ugly!"
"Oh NO! I’ve just been saying that your new hairdo makes you look less attractive."
"I also heard that you’ve been calling me fат?"
"Oh NO! I just said that the way you wear those stripes makes you look larger than you really are."
"I’ve also heard that you’re saying that my husband has a wart on his diск!"
"Oh NO! I only said that it feels like he has a wart on his diск!"

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Your mama's so fат the government forced her to wear tailights and blinkers so no one else would get hurt.

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Yo' Mama is so fат, a cop saw her standing alone and told her to break it up.

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Yo mama is so fат that she could sell shade.

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Yo mama's like a toilet - round, white and smells like s**t!

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Yo mama's so fат, she's got more chins than a Hong Kong phonebook

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Yo' Mama is so fат, smaller fат women orbit around her.

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Yo Momma's so fат, when she goes to Taco Веll, they run for the border!

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Yo momma's so fат...
When a cop saw her he told her Hey you two break it up!

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Yo momma's so fат...
The animals at the zoo feed her.

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Your momma so fат...
She can't even fit in the chat room.

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Yo' Mama is so fат that when she bends over, we go into daylight savings time.

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Yo' Mama is so fат, her stair master has a dinner tray attached.

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