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AT WORK, Michael: Why you white guys always so happy?
Casey: Because I make love to my wife every morning before work.
Michael: Say whaaat? You get her to make love EVERY morning? How do you do that?
Casey: It's easy, I just say a poem, women love poems and will fall for them all the time.
Michael: Ok, what kind of poem can you say to make her make love every morning?
Casey: I say, "blonde hair, blonde hair, eyes of blue, I love to wake up and make love to you.
Michael: HAHAAA she falls for that?
Casey: yes you should try it.
NEXT DAY TYRONE COMES IN WITH BLACK EYE FАТ LIP AND A TOOTH MISSING.
Casey: What happened to you?
Michael: Well, I said a poem to my wife and she didn't like it.
Casey: She didn't like it? What did you say?
Michael: Nаррy head, nаррy head, eyes like a frog, if I could roll your fат аss over I would do you like a dog.
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Папање Корабокрушение. Ein Kannibale sitzt mit seinem Sohn im Straßengraben und haben fürchterlichen Hunger. Da kommt eine dicke Frau vorbei. Sagt der Junge: "Papa, die da fressen wir jetzt!" Darauf antwortet der Vater: "Nein, mein Sohn, die ist viel zu fett. Das ist schlecht für die Leber." Danach kommt eine... Os dois canibais — pai e filho — estavam passeando pela selva quando, de repente, encontraram uma caçadora perdida. E que caçadora!! Loura, tipo Marilyn Monroe, metida num traje decotadíssimo, bem apertadinho. O filho, assanhadíssimo: — E agora, pai? O que a gente faz? A gente assa ela? — Você... En kannibal skulle lære opp sønnen til å jakte, og de la seg i skjul ved en sti hvor det ofte kom folk. Etter en stund kom det en gammel, nokså feit dame, og sønnen var klar for å angripe: – Pappa,... Kannibalfaderen og hans søn sad i bushen og ventede på, at noget mad skulle komme forbi. Efter få minutter kom der en tynd mand gående, og sønnen sagde: - Skal vi ikke tage ham? - Nej, han er for... Yamyam bir kabileden bir baba ve oğlu ava çıkarlar, yiyecek ararlarken oğul yamyam nehirde yıkanmakta olan afet bir hatun görür ve babasına - baba, baba işte bir av, hadi onu yiyelim der. baba...
Two starving cannibals, a father and son, were out trying to get something to eat.
They walked deep into the jungle and waited by a path.
Before long, along came a little old man.
The son said, "Oh Dad, there’s one."
"No," said the father. "There’s not enough meat on that one to even feed the dogs. We’ll just wait."
A little while later, along came a really fат man.
The son said, "Hey dad, he’s big enough."
"No," the father said. "We’d all die of a heart attack from the fат in that one. We’ll just wait."
About an hour later, there came this absolutely gorgeous woman.
The son said, "Now there’s nothing wrong with that one Dad, let’s eat her."
"No," said the father. "Were not going to eat her either."
"Why not?" asked the son.
"Because, we’re going to take her back alive, and eat your mother."
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An Amish boy and his father were visiting a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, especially two shiny walls that could move apart, and back together again.
The boy asked his father, "What is this father?"
The father (having never seen an elevator) responded, "Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is."
While the boy and his father were watching wide-eyed, an old lady, limping slightly, and with a cane, slowly walks up to the moving walls, and presses a button. The walls opened, and the lady walks between them, into a small room. The walls closed.The boy and his father watched as small circles of lights with numbers above the wall light up. They continued to watch the circles light up, in reverse direction now. The walls opened up again, and a beautiful young blonde stepped out...The father said to his son,
"GO GET YOUR MOTHER!!!"
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Deine Mutter und Greenpeace Woran erkennst Du, dass Du eindeutig zu dick bist? Ta mère est tellement grosse que lorsqu'elle est sur la plage, y a Greenpeace qui vient pour la remettre à la mer. Deine Mutter ist so fett, dass jedes Mal, wenn sie am Strand liegt, Leute von Greenpeace kommen, um sie ins Meer zurückzuziehen. Wieso können Dicke nicht ungestört am Strand liegen? - Weil sie von Greenpeace immer wieder ins Wasser gezogen werden. Yo Momma so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in! GreenPeace så feit at når hun lå på stranden kom GreenPeace og prøvde å dytte henne uti sjøen.
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