Папање
Корабокрушение.
Ein Kannibale sitzt mit seinem Sohn im Straßengraben und haben fürchterlichen Hunger. Da kommt eine dicke Frau vorbei. Sagt der Junge: "Papa
Os dois canibais — pai e filho — estavam passeando pela selva quando
En kannibal skulle lære opp sønnen til å jakte
Kannibalfaderen og hans søn sad i bushen og ventede på
Yamyam bir kabileden bir baba ve oğlu ava çıkarlar
They walked deep into the jungle and waited by a path.
Before long, along came a little old man.
The son said, "Oh Dad, there’s one."
"No," said the father. "There’s not enough meat on that one to even feed the dogs. We’ll just wait."
A little while later, along came a really fат man.
The son said, "Hey dad, he’s big enough."
"No," the father said. "We’d all die of a heart attack from the fат in that one. We’ll just wait."
About an hour later, there came this absolutely gorgeous woman.
The son said, "Now there’s nothing wrong with that one Dad, let’s eat her."
"No," said the father. "Were not going to eat her either."
"Why not?" asked the son.
"Because, we’re going to take her back alive, and eat your mother."