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Yo momma so fат when she saw a bus she said come back Тwinкiе.

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Yo momma so fат her legs are like spoiled milk, white and chunky.

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Yo mama's so fат, when she plays football she play offense and defense.

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Yo momma's so fат...
When she wears her X jacket helicopters try to land.

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Signs Your Cop Partner Needs A Vacation:
9. Every Tuesday he insists it's his turn to be the siren.
8. He wants to transfer to a K-9 unit because he thinks he'd look good in a collar.
7. He wants you to call him "Judge Dredd", and he insists that all suspects should be executed right there on the spot.
6. He talks to himself. Half of him is the "good cop", and the other half is the "bad cop".
5. He keeps asking you if his bullet proof vest makes him look fат.
4. He is exchanging donut recipes with complete strangers.
3. The perpetrators beg him to stop talking about his relationship troubles.
2. He wants to hear less talk and more music on the police channel.
1. He keeps handcuffing himself by accident!!

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Yo' Mama is so fат, when she hauls аss, she gotta make two trips.

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Yo' Mama is so fат, she gets turned on reading a cook book.

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Yo' Mama is so fат, she uses a mattress for a maxipad.

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Yo' Mama is so fат, local night clubs had to put up signs that read, "Maximum Occupancy: 240 or Yo' Mama."

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Yo mama's so fат, Godzilla tried to f**k her and fell in.

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Yo momma's so fат and old when God said, "Let there be light," he asked your mother to move out of the way.

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Yo mama so fат she don't take pictures, she takes posters.

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Yo mama so fат when Dracula bit her he said "1 diabete, 2 diabete, 3 diabete".

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Yo mama's so fат when she made a YouTube account the entire network crashed.

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Yo mama so round and fат that she makes an eclipse with the sun.

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Yo mama's so fат, that her MySpace has no space.

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Yo Momma's so fат when she takes a bath she fills the tub then turns on the water.

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Yo mamma is so fат when she went to the movie theater people said "Look at king Kong in 3D."

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yo mama so fат, when she dive into the ocean, there is a tsunami warning out!

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Your mama so fат, that she can use herself as a bowling ball and get 10 strikes in all of the lanes!

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