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“My wallet is like an onion. Every time I open it, it makes me cry.”
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“Today I laughed until my abs were tired, so I skipped the gym.”
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“I’m never wrong. I’m just different levels of right.”
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“We can’t all be princesses. Someone has to wave when I roll by.”
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“I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.”
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“Television is a medium – anything well done is rare.”
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“I’d agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong.”
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“Alcohol! Because no great story started with someone eating a salad.”
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“I’m really good at stuff until somebody watches me do that stuff.”
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“The only scenario where you really need a landline today is when you’re trying to find your cell phone.”
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“There is no lousy weather, only lousy choice of clothing.”
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“They say сriме doesn’t pay. So does my current job make me a criminal?”
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“I think the worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades.”
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“The road to success is always under construction.”
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“I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. I am perfect.”
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“Change is inevitable, except from a parking meter.”
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“Don’t drink while driving – you might spill the вееr.”
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“Алкохолът не решавал проблемите… То и млякото не ги решава, ама никой не го прави на въпрос! Проблеми Алкохолът никога не решава проблемите. Алкоголь не решает никаких проблем, но, с другой стороны, их не решает и молоко. Алкоголь проблем не решает. Впрочем, у молока эффект тот же. Tu sais l'alcool ne résous pas les problèmes... Ceci dit l'eau et le lait non plus. Alcohol zal nooit problemen oplossen... Maar ja, dat doe koeienmelk toch ook niet? Je ne prends pas de drogue, pourtant tout ce que je fais est stupéfiant ! L'alcool ne résout pas les problèmes... Remarque, le lait et l'eau non plus ! Το αλκοόλ δεν λύνει τα προβλήματα, αλλά ούτε το νερό, ούτε το γάλα.
“Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk.”
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“Do not let your mind wander too much. It is too small for you to let it out alone.”
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“I’d like to help you out today. Which way did you come in?”
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