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What is the difference between an IT guy and a
Regular guy?
A regular guy thinks a kilobyte has 1000 bites. An IT guy thinks a
Kilometer has 1024 meters.

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What was written on the tombstone of a computer nerd?
Offline since 2020.

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A floppy disc is kind of like Jesus, really.
It died and became the icon of saving.

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They say that a PC user keeps a screwdriver and
Pliers next to his keyboard, while a Mac user keeps a glass of wine.
That actually makes sense because when your Mac malfunctions, all you
Can do is just get drunк.

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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
A dermatovenerologist.
Dermatovenerologist who?
You might want to take this talk somewhere a bit more private.

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A distrainor rings the doorbell.
A voice comes from behind the door, "We're not home."
Distrainor:
"Correct, not anymore you aren't."

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"I just don't understand how somebody
Could guess my PIN number!"
"What was your PIN?"
The date the emperor Aizong of the Jin dynasty committed suicide,
Bringing about the end of the Jin Dynasty."
"Wow, that sounds obscure enough, when was that?"
"In 1234."

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Proper spelling and grammar is very important and for
Instance a coma can totally change the meaning of a statement.
Here's an example:
"Travis is in a rush."
"Travis is in a coma."

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An accused cannibal is trying to defend himself at
Court:
"Your Honor, if it really is as they say, You are what you
Eat, then I must insist I am a perfectly innocent victim here!"

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Two blind people are walking, one of them with a
Twenty-meter white cane and nudges the other, "So, I got myself
This really sweet binoculars!"

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I'm a geek, but you know what? I'm not a nerd. And there is a difference. Allow me to explain.
A geek is the kind of person that'll stand in line to see the midnight premiere of the new Harry Potter movie. That's me, that's how I roll...
Now a nerd is the kind of person who goes to the midnight premiere of the new Harry Potter movie dressed like Harry Potter. And that sh*t is pathetic, right?
What's up with those losers?

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