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It barks during the day and sleeps on the nightstand during the night. What is it?
The mother-in-law’s set of false teeth.

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My elderly aunties used to torture me at family weddings, they’d always come and ask laughingly, “So what do you think, Libby? Will you be next?”
They cut it out quite quickly once I started asking them the same question at funerals.

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What do you say that we play the YES/NO game?
Yes!
Ha! You lost!

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“I’m sorry, but this is unacceptable, I am not happy. Take this back and exchange it for a proper one!”
“But.. Mr. Dougal, that’s your bank account statement…”
“Exchange it I said!!!”

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Hm, bringing my cat to a laser tag arena may not have been such a smart idea.

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The North Koreans are real aces at geometry.
And no wonder – they have the Supreme Ruler.

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Two pigeons are sitting on a roof, watching the world.
One of them notices a jet plane roaring high up at the sky. He nudges his friend, ”Wow, would you look at that! Look how fast he is!”
The other one shrugs, “You’d fly like the blazes too if somebody lit your вuтт on fire.“

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Paul says to William in the gym:
“Say, how do you manage to look like this?”
Will shrugs modestly, “You know, lots of sports, vitamins, fresh food and a lot of smiling!”
Paul:
“And all that makes you this ugly?”

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Boss comes up to the desk of one of his employees and snaps, “Solitaire, Dockson?! Why the heck aren’t you working?”
Dockson apologizes, “I’m sorry boss, I didn’t hear you coming.”

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Healthy eating life-hack – do you know how to turn a white bread into a dark one?
Simply wait until the evening and then switch off the lights.

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At a mental hospital:
“Doctor Fergusson, what do you want us to do with the new arrival in room 18? He thinks he’s a wolf.”
Doctor Fergusson thinks for a moment, “First rule is, don’t let his grandmother in for a visit!”

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“Mom, the kids keep making fun of me, they keep laughing that my teeth are too big!”
“Oh Jamie, never mind them. And how many times do I have to ask you to try not to speak indoors, look, you’ve scratched the whole floor again!”

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A man is looking at himself in the mirror and he likes what he sees, “Half an inch more and I’d be king.”
The mirror coughs discreetly, “Half an inch less and you’re a queen.”

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“I have some bad news, Mr. Genffery, and some good news,” a doctor says to his patient who’s just had an operation.
“Alright, I want the bad one first,” Mr. Genferry gulps bravely.
“Mr. Genferry, there were some complications and as a result, we had to amputate your left leg.”
“My… my leg?! Well what’s the good news?”
“Can you see that absolute stunner of a nurse there by the window? She just agreed to be my wife!”

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Two company owners are chatting over whiskey, “You know John, I’m really impressed with your staff’s work morale. How on Earth do you do it that they’re always on time in the mornings, many even early?”
John chuckles into his glass, “It’s simple but genius, really. I have 25 employees – so I built a parking lot with 20 spaces.”

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What did the question mark say to the period?
How are you not bleeding?

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A very fancy concert, the music is filling a beautiful gold-lined hall, when a guy stands up in a mid-row and shouts, “Is there a doctor here?”
The startled musicians fall a bit out of rhythm but the conductor handles things. Nobody comes forward.
“Come on, please, is there a doctor here?” the guy continues.
The conductor and the musicians are really irritated by now, but plough on.
Finally a guy in the front row stands up and says, “I’m a doctor, what’s going on?”
The guy smiles at him, “Wonderful! Isn’t this a fantastic concert, esteemed colleague?”

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Man, how can you come to work hungover like that? What the heck have you been doing yesterday?
Nothing, but the doctor told me I should have a glass of wine before going to bed.
So this is from a single glass of wine?!
No – unfortunately, I had to get up to рее multiple times in the night.

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Would you fight a dinosaur?
No way, are you crazy?
Good choice, cause you'd get jurass kicked.

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