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На един кораб имало 100 моряци и една жена, която не отказвала на никого и затова само подривала морала на екипажа. На един остров след корабокрушение останали 100 мъже и една жена. Пуст остров 5 άντρες και 1 γυναίκα ναυαγοί Deux hommes et une femme sont naufragés sur une île. Ils assouvissent à trois leurs besoins sexuels.Au bout de quelques semaines, la jeune femme dit : - J'ai tellement honte de ce qu'on fait, je préfère mourir plutôt que de continuer.Elle se suicide et les deux hommes l'enterrent. Quelques... A ship with 30 sailors and one woman strands on a desert island. After one month the woman says: "I can not proceed in this way." And she suicides herself. After another month, the sailors say:... След корабокрушение, на самотен остров попадат капитанът, няколко моряци и една жена. Минали дни, моряците загорели, какво да правят, капитанът дал команда: - Ще оправяме жената! Оправяли я,... Nach einem Schiffsunglück können sich drei Männer und eine Frau auf eine einsame Insel retten. Natürlich hatten sie auch gewisse Bedürfnisse. Daher beschließen sie, dass die Männer sich abwechseln... 1 woman and 9 men shipwreck on a deserted island. After one week, the woman, disgusted by the things she was doing, kills herself. After another week, the men, disgusted by the things they were... 3 menn og ei lekker blondine strandet på ei øde øy. - Etter 3 uker sider dama: "Nå orker jeg ikke dette griseriet lenger, jeg tar livet av meg". - Etter 3 nye uker sier den ene mannen: "Nå orker... 30 de bărbaţi şi o femeie naufragiază pe o insulă pustie. După 30 de zile, femeia, scîrbită de ce făcea, se sinucide. După alte 30 de zile, bărbaţii, scîrbiţi de ce făceau, o îngroapă. După alte 30... Kuģa katastrofa. Uz neapdzīvotas salas izsēdina 40 vīriešus un vienu sievieti. Pēc nedēļas sieviete paziņo: Nē, tā vairs ilgāk nevar! .. Un nomirst. Vēl pēc nedēļas vīrieši paziņo: Nē, tā vairāk...
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"If we don't change the direction we're going, we're likely to end up at the wrong end."
"People who go out of their way to help others have great taste."
"An eye for an eye leaves everybody blind, but not hungry."
"Don't give up though the pace seems slow, you may succeed at another morgue."
"A journey of a hundred trillion cells begins with a single nibble."
"The only difference between a big shot and a little shot is that the big shot takes longer to chew."
"It's all right to have little butterflies in your stomach. In fact, I'd say a trip to the elementary school play is a wonderful idea."
"You don't know what your appetite can get away with until you try. Or are tried."
"If you carry your childhood with you, you should probably go the bathroom soon."
"Never keep up with Joneses. Have them over for dinner."
"Let your hook always be cast. In the pool where you least expect it, will be a very startled swimmer."
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Мастика Влюбени се целуват Oye, ahora que nos besamos me tragué tu chicle. C'est un gars qui emmène sa petite amie voir un film au cinéma. Après un long et profond baiser, la fille rougit et dit à son amoureux : "Je pense que j'ai avalé ton chewing gum" Et le gars répond... Due adolescenti sono seduti a sbaciucchiarsi su una panchina. Lei: “Ehi, credo di avere inghiottito il tuo chewing-gum !”. Lui: “No, non ti preoccupare, sono solo un po’ raffreddato…”
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