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I thought I was ugly,until I saw your mom

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Insult: You're gаy.
Comeback: You wish I was.

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Boy:
"Mom, can I go bungee jumping"
Mom:
"NO, you came in this world because rubber broke, I don't want you to go out the same way."

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I'd ask you on a date, but I don't like taking the trash out.

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Me: I love you. Her: Can you be a little more original? Me: I love you®

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Вiтсh you got more tracks than a railroad

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When somone messes with me during class.
Me:I need to throw this in the trash*takes a Balled up paper and throw it at that someone*
Class:oooooooohhhhhhh

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The b*tch of the class strutted up to a fат kid and asked,
"When is it due"
The girl thought for a moment then replied,
" I don't know, ask your boyfriend"

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Teacher: Your behaviour is unacceptable.
You: Your face is unacceptable.

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Random Idiот: Spell ICUP
Me: I C U P Blood. You should get that checked out, you might have aids.

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Friend:
- And they lived happily ever after.
Me: Cool story, bro. Wanna hear mine?
Friend: Sure!
Me: Once upon a time nobody gave a f***

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You say "Alcoholism". I say "Liver Crossfit".

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So I go to McDonalds to get a drink when I see this fат girl bullying a mentally disabled kid. So I walk up to her.
Me: You know that can happen to any of us, right?
Girl: Well God gave me a mouth to speak with so I'm going to use it
Me: Yeah? Well God gave you a mouth to eat too, but you abused that privilege, didnt ya?
Girl:
- Speechless-
Me: Wipe that ketchup off your сhin, too.
Girl:
- Wipes сhin-
Me: No, your other сhin.

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Depressed? Keep your сhin up! Because when u have it down it makes it look like u have 2 of them and its pretty gross.

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Popular Kid: Your A Fail
Other Kid: Just Like Your Abortion! Twice!
Whole Class: OOOO

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Yo, I Dont want your boyfriend ; nobody does. That's why he is with you

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Fаggот: Your Gay
Me: There is nothing wrong with being gаy, just ask your dad.

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We all can agree, no matter what color you are, every group of friends has that one sтuрid friend. Look around you, you'll find one. If you can't find one, it's you.

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I have a friend who's in love. He's always bragging about Paris Hilton, like she's the hottest chick on the planet. And I disagree -- mostly because she's ugly.

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You're so fат that when God said let there be light, he had to ask you to move first.

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