Insult Jokes

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My teacher asked me the first day of school, "Are you chewing?"
I said,
"No, Chewing is probably one these exchange students, my name is Michael."

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Boss: Are you high?
Me: You and I both know that I don't make enough money to have a drug habit.

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Вiтсh, You're so ugly hello kitty said goodbye

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Interviewer: Give an example of a difficult scenario and how you handled it. Me: I poured a bowl of cereal, but had no milk. So I used ice cream.
Interviewer: You task risks. We like that. Your hired.

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My little sister was being made fun of at school be#ausc shes adopted so she told them, " my momma choose me. your parents are stuck with you."

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Man* haven't we met before?
Woman* Yes, I'm the receptionist at the VD clinic

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I recently saw a girl standing by a tree and I said "Why so lonely cutie?"
She said "I came here to fаrт."

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Me: how does it feel to be born on the highway
Friend: what???
Me: well isn't that were accidents happen

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Your just mad because your mum has a вiggеr diск than you

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Me: Great story! Wanna hear mine?
Person: Sure!
Me: Once upon a time, no one gave a f*ck.

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Insult: I bet you havent dropped your ваlls.
Comeback: Ask your mum i dropped them down her throat.

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Guy - did it hurt?
Chick- what?!?!?!?
Guy - when you fell from heaven?
Chick - that is so swee-
Guy- because it looks like you landed on face!

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People:
"I love it when my boyfriend tells me he loves me."
Me:
"I love it when my microwave tells me my food is ready."

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Person: Theres no I in team!
You: but there's certainly a U in Сunт!

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I'm sorry, I keep looking at your chest while you're talking... its just so beautiful. Is it real oak?

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Guy1: at least i have got a diск Guy2: what diск?
Guy1: the one that created you

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*When I'm eating сhiрs and talking*
Teacher: Would you like to share that with the class?
Me: B*tch, are you out of your dамn mind. These are for me and only me.

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I thought I was ugly,until I saw your mom

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Insult: You're gаy.
Comeback: You wish I was.

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Boy:
"Mom, can I go bungee jumping"
Mom:
"NO, you came in this world because rubber broke, I don't want you to go out the same way."

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