Insult Jokes

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Аsshоlе: Sup motherf*cker!
Me: Alright, you caught me. I f*cked your mom last night.

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Someone: You suск!
Me: You swallow!
(Oooohhhhh)

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I would like to begin by clearing up a misconception. Apparently, some people think that just because I'm a dork that that automatically means that I have to be a loser. Let me tell you something -- that is a coincidence.

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Bully: I have a massive penis
Others: (haha)
Kid: In your ass
Others: (oooh)
Bully: no, in your mums
Others: (burn)
Kid: i am pretty sure that it was me and your mum because i specifically remember the comdom breaking and bringing you into existence.
Others: (he cant beat that)
Bully: ...

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Bully: I'm going to hurt you
Some Kid: *coughs* hold on let me get nervous

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Kids suск. I hate kids. They're like old people with energy.

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During a biology class, the class is dissecting frogs. One student happens to be quite timid with regards to cutting the frog so he simply watches. Meanwhile, a "macho" kid begins to cut the frog and says "Your such a b*tch" a couple minutes later, the bully faints. The timid kid stands above the bully as he regains consciousness and says "Whose the b*tch now?"

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Random kid: (Say's something rude)
Me: You wanna know what's funny? Not you, so shut up.

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He's a recovering alcoholic: recovering from last night!

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Friend: Eww, disgusting!
Me: Did you look in the mirror again?

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Girl: you are a b*tch
Teacher: I would love to insult you but human nature already did
Class: OOOHHHH

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A new boy joins the soccer team. He misses a goal, and a bully from the crowd shouts, "You suск!" The boy angrily replies,
"You swallow!"

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Boy- Is there 21 words in the alphabet
Girl- No 26
Boy- Oh yea I forgot U, R, A, Q, T

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Bully:Hey,kid my grandmother has a вiggеr d**k than you
Me:Yo mama would disagree

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When I was younger, I wanted to be Michael. You know, my friends, they were like, 'I want to be doctor. I want to be a lawyer.' I was like, 'I want to be Michael Jackson!' -- until he turned into a white woman.

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Bullies come n picks on little kid:
Roses r red, violets r blue,
God made me pretty, what happened to u?
Bullies: HAHAHAH!
Kid: roses r red violets r blue,
Fuck u.
Bullies: ......
Simple comeback

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Some people are like Slinkies, they make you smile when you push them down the stairs.

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He goes, 'I'm sorry. My gardener's Mexican. He doesn't look or act anything like you.' I said, 'That's a coincidence because my landlord's a моrоn, and you guys dress totally different.'

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Your like the sun (son) I never had...
Every time I look at you it burns.

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My teacher taught me a phrase to combat bullying
"Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me"
So I threw a dictionary at them.

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