Insult Jokes

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*Guy insults you*
Let me tell you a secret, yeah you, come here.
*guy comes closer*
Shut the fuск up

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Remember when we were number one in sports? Remember those days? Did you watch the Olympics? We suск. What'd we win -- one silver medal in dodgeball?

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She's not that bright. She calls me up yesterday, 'John, the light bulb in the bathroom burned out. I don't know how to change it.' I said, 'First, you fill the tub with water.'

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I have more talent in my smallest fаrт than you have in your entire body.

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Girl: Hey ugly
Me: I'm not ugly your ugly
Girl: Yes you are
Me: (pulls out mirror)
Me: Repeat that again

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What's your best non swearing insult? I hope you step on a lego.

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Ever been told something, but you can't decide if it's a compliment or an insult?
Recently, when I greeted my coworker, she said, “You look so gorgeous, I didn’t recognize you!”

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He is known as a miracle comic. If he's funny, it's a miracle!

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You are not even beneath my contempt.

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Rетаrd: What would you buy for 1$
Me: I don't know, your mom for 5 minutes.
Crowd: ohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohoohohohoh
Retard: At least I have one unlike you. Me: Well, at least my birth cirtificate is not a appoligy letter from a соndом factory unlike yours. crowd: sit down b*tch

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Mum: Go to sleep!
Me: In your dreams!

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If shiт was music, you'd be an orchestra.

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You finally meet a guy who buys you flowers and opens the door for you, and you go, 'F**kin' wimp. Mama's boy! Go on back to Mama. Send me back somebody who will treat me like sh*t.'

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Student:
"Girls are better, because we are stronger, better, and we live longer. what do you have to say to that?"
Me:
"That's true, because when men get married to women like you, who b*tch and complain all day. they beg to god to die faster."
Teacher: *bursts out laughing*

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Bully: Yo fат аss!!!
Nigga: yo wanna know why im fат yo b*tch?
Bully: sure you little titch
Nigga: because every time i fuск up your girlfriend she gives me a biscuit
Bully; FUСК YOU!!!
Nigga: gotta go biscuit break! :P

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Your fат dont sugercode that because you will eat that to

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Yue Yang (Meanie): Hey there fatty
Carl (Awesome person): Well hello there, I didn't notice I was a mirror.
Yue Yang: (Cries)
Carl: Stop get you girlfriend wet instead.

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Dоuсhе- Your diск is so small
Boy-yeah not what your girlfriend said last night
Douche-fuск you
Boy-you know you would but your girlfriend already did

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"You're always pushing me around and talking behind my back."
"What do you expect Tommy? You're in a wheelchair."

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Bully:U suck
Me:u swallow
Bully:u spit
Me:u choke. Just like ur mom did last night

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