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Kid:fuск you
Me: I know you whould

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If you don't like my opinion of you - improve yourself!

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Your so dense, light must bend around you.

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Teacher: As you can see the legs, when squared equals the hypotenuse squared otherwise know as the Pythagorean Theorem
Douche Student: Hey sir, I got a theorem for you
Teacher:What is it?
Douche Student: Your mom's legs squared equals my diск squared
*Class Laughs*
Teacher: Is it really that small?
*Class becomes silent*

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In America, they say it's 10:00 do you know where your children are?

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Woman: let's watch a movie, we never do
Man: no get back in the kitchen Woman: u know women live longer than men
Man: how's that
Woman: the kitchen is we're the knives are at
Man: what movie did u want to see
Woman: exactly

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You're about as useless as an аsshоlе with tastebuds.

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Guy: Hey Newbie, Why is your diск so thin?
Me: Cause you're Wife suскеd it dry.
(Work):oooooooooooooooooooooh
Boss: You're f......... FREAKING EPIC

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If someone is being mean to you you need to say to them did you know when you were born your mom said oh what a treasure and your dad said yea lets berry it

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Jеrк: Go fuск yourself!
Me: *Looks apoplectic* Sorry but I don't have time. I've got a busy schedule, I'm meeting your mom at 12 and your sister in *checks watch* five minutes! Sorry, gotta go buy some extra condoms before I meet her, don't want to have another accident like your mom did with your dad! *Walks off*
Jerk:...

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I'm not too crazy about my relatives. I love my immediate family. But don't you look at your relatives, and you can't believe you're actually related to these people? I give blood four times a year just so I'm less and less related to these people.

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Bully: You so skinny and bony
Me: At least when i went to the doctor i didn't break the weighting scale
Bully: I don't care Me: You just saying that because your family mistaking you as hippo

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If вullshiт could float... You'd be the Admiral of the fleet!

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Jack*ss- yo twig why so skinny
Me- because every time look at you I have to vomit

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Teacher: Ok class, can anyone tell me what PEMDAS means?
Student:
"Please Excuse My Dope Аss Swag!!!!"

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Jеrк: You suck
Me: You swallow
Jerk: You choke
Me:Your hire

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Teacher: Did you do your homework?
Me: Did you grade my test?
Teacher: Not yet...
Me: Shiт happens.

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New hangout for white racist... is in a box of crackers.

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Teacher: Why were you absent?
Student: I was sick.
Teacher: You're lying aren't you?
Student: No, I was sick of you and this sтuрid school.
#That's how you tell'em

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Fат kid: I've broken my leg!
Me: You're not broken just веnт.
Fat kid: You're веnт.
Me: Your face is веnт!
Football team: OOOHHH!!!
Goal keeper: Why don't you like him?
Fat kid: Because he's a рriск!
Me: And you're a cactus.
Fat kid: Seriously? Come up with an original joke!
Me: I don't need to search for an original joke, because I'm looking at one.

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