Insult Jokes

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Bf: i made a lot of mistakes in my life and it seems like its not working out we really need to break up.
Gf: Yea and my mistake was dating you

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Bully:hey I'm interested in your cheeks.
Bob:me?
Bully:no him
Me: I'm interested in your вuтт cheeks!
Tucker-

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You look like a before picture.

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What's the time?
Time you got a watch,
Time you got a new joke

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Cop: Sir Do You Know How Fast You Was Going?
Man: The Same Speed As You Officer
Cop: And How Is That?
Man: You Caught Up To Me Didn't You?

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You're so ugly, when you were born the doctor took one look at you and slapped your parents

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Friend : :( Me: Turn that frown upside down ! Friend ):
Me: you little shit

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I don't know what makes you so sтuрid, but it really works.

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Calories? You mean happy points?

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Bully: Hey nerd suск my dick
Nerd: What you mean that soft spot in the middle of your pants
Bully: No the one that was in your mom
Nerd: How far did it go 1inch
Bully: .....

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Math teacher : what are you two talking about?
Student : math
Math teacher : what part in math?
What time it is to leave

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Who left the bag of idiots open?

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Guy you hate: you have no good comebacks
You:if i wanted my comeback i'd wipe it off your mothers face

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The super mario bros in middle school
Bowser: Mario get a life
Mario: *pulls out a green mushroom and eats it* thanks bowser! Now if you make me die of boredom, I'll still have 3 lives left!
Bowser: gimme your lunch money
Mario: *dies of boredom* *comes back to life* I'm sorry, I don't have any coins. I lost them all when I died from your stupidity
Peach: boys! Boys! Stop this fighting!
Bowser: Sup bae
Peach: *slaps bowser's face with her purse*
Mario: hey bowser I see the ladies like you
Bowser: why you little-
Mario: yes bowser I see I am the shorter brother.
Bowser: I HATE YOU SO MUCH
Mario: bowser, I didn't ask for what you say when you look in the mirror!
Bowser: I give up...
Mario: I didn't ask what your parents say to you constantly
Bowser: (?°?°)? ???

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Guy 1 - Hey I heard you're dating my ex girlfriend! How's that used рussy feel?
Guy 2 - Well after the first two inches it's like brand new!

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I have a perfect insult for you: And you're name is Lydia!

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Me: Do you need any help mom?
Mom: No love, but thanks anyway! ***10 minutes- later***
Mom: Are you serious?!! NOBODY EVER HELPS ME IN THIS HOUSEHOLD!!!!!
Me: But Mom, I offered help earlier...
Mom: Do not give me that tone young lady. ????
Me: *Mulitple curse words in my mind...*

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Me:watup fag
Other guy:thinks of sтuрid comeback*Atleast i have a diск and you dont hahahah
Me:the one up your аrsе dont count mate

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I'm an unoriginal niмrоd with no personality.
Tucker-

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There's a lot of people I don't think I'll ever get, but always number one on the list is the I'm Gonna Peal Out of This Parking Lot Guy.

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