Insult Jokes

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Вiтсh: Take off your mask. It's not Halloween.
Me: In case you didn't know you're looking at a mirror

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Person 1: if i did it with your mom would you be mad?
Person 2: no we would be even

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Their may be no "I" in "Team", but there sure is a "U" in "Dоuсhе".

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- I walk in after a bad lesson-
Ass: You look like you just had a fight with a lawn mower, lost then had a mortal comeback with god and he gave you light.
Me:Wow you described yourself without a mirror

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Bully:hey рussy where's your lunch money
Nerd:I don't know ask your mom
Bully:why?
Nerd:because I gave her money to suск me dry
Others: OOOOOHHHHHHHHHH! !!!!

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Bully: That was such a fail!
Me: So was your dad's соndом!

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It's better to let someone think you are an Idiот than to open your mouth and prove it.

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Вiтсh: Rетаrd!
Me: That's offensive
Bitch: No it's not
Me: Not your insult, your face. Someone once told me that every human was the same and to compare your face with the rest is just insulting.

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Ohh you have a big diск? Not really when a majority of it is your personality...

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"See where I'm pointing? That's the fuск I don't give."

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(This actually happend and I said this) Hey James instead of saying that was a accident I should say that was a James

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If pleasure were money, then your mom would of been rich last night

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Dad: hey son im going to the store do you need anything?
Son: Ya, im going out with this girl and I need some protection, like condoms.
Dad: Son...
Son: Yes dad?
Dad: Your face is enough protection.

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Insult Jokes Dad Jokes

A boy and his dad are driving to the boys soccer game and on the way the boy asks the dad a question about puberty.
Son: Dad, what happens to people during puberty.
Dad: Hair growth, реnis hardening, and maybe you will gain some intelligence.
Son: I guess you haven't hit puberty yet.

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Idiот: You tell the worst comebacks ever like "you're dad's соndом failed" and stuff
Me: Clearly you don't know the difference between a comeback and the truth

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Friend: Your Diск is as small as a breath mint
Me: no wonder your moms breath was so minty this morning
Friend: WTF

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Insult Jokes Friendship Jokes

I do not think of George Bush as an idiот, OK? I like to think of him more as an intellectual celibate.

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Bully: hey faggo.........
Me: go fuск your boyfriend.
Shuts them up real quick!

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Boy: Will you marry me?
Girl: Sorry, I am a lеsвiаn.
Boy: What’s a lеsвiаn?
Girl: I like to sleep with girls.
Boy: haha really? I am also lеsвiаn!

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Sluт: Hey loser!
Me: Do you want a fight?!
Slut: You're not hard.
Me: No, not over you!
Class: OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

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