Insult Jokes

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So the boy and a girl was having a fight.
Boy:Your voice want to make me puke
Girl:Your look want to make me puke
Boy:Oh really?
Girl:Yes
Boy:Good I was trying to look like you

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Bully:
"You need drink a cup of concrete and harden up"
Nerd:
"That's not what your mom says"

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Bully:says your gay
You:Mate, take your тамроn off so we can talk like real men

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Teacher: where is your homework?
Kid: at home.
Teacher: why is it at home?
Kid: it's called HOME work for a reason.
Teacher: are you being smart with me!
Kid: this IS school isn't it? Aren't you supposed to be smart.
Teacher:...

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Boy: Which direction did the 5 gаy guys walk
Girl: idk get 5 of your friends and walk in that direction

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Bully: You're such a рussy!
Me: Well... You are what you eat

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Guy: You know, my diск should have a sign on it that says "choking hazard"
Me: Doesn't that refer to SMALL objects?

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You should need a license to be that ugly.

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Me: Fuск off!
Jerk: It says no dogs in here...
Me: You better get out then!

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Bully: Hey nerd I bet you have a tiny diск.
Me: how many letters in the alphabet?
Bully: 26 duмваss.
Me: no 25 because you got no D.

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Mad Person: КILL YOURSELF!
Smart guy: If I wanted to кill myself I'd climb your ego and jump to your IQ
Mad Person: ...................................

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Cool dude: Your face is so aggressive to my eyes!
Nerd: You're lucky that you have eyes!
Class:oooooohhhhhhhh! Burn!

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Jеrк: Fатаss!
You: It's not my fault your mom gave me a cookie everytime I f*cked her.
Everyone Else: OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH!!!

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Me: You're ugly.
Asshole: Are you sure you're not looking in the mirror?
Class: OOOHHH!!!
Me: Well I can't, because you cracked them all!
Class: OOOOHHHH!!!!

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Guy: You're Ugly!
You: Good, I Guess My Impression Of You Is Getting Pretty Good
Guy: *Speechless*

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How people deal with insults
Pre-school: *cries* I'm telling
Primary school: Go away, leave me alone
Middle school: Get sucked
High school: You got a problem b*tch?

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You know, the thing about your family is you're connected forever by blood relation to a group of folks who are really not your kind of people.

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Behind every fат woman there is a beautiful woman. No seriously, your in the way.

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Friend: Did you see the fight on the playground yesterday?
Me: Yeah, the guy got kicked in the ваlls. Smart аss walks up to us
Smart аss: What are you guys talking about?
Me: Something that you don't have.

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Insult Jokes Friendship Jokes

Guy: Fuск me *in exasperation*
Me: No thanks, I don't want what you've got.
Guy: What? Good looks?
Me: No, AIDS, Неrреs and crabs
Guy: *quiet*

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