Insult Jokes

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Bully: Ha ha, look at this Nerd, I bet you his mom tucked him in last night
Nerd:Nope, it was yours, and she didn't just kiss me on the cheek

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You're trying to bring me down because I'm so much higher up than you.

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When I was a kid, I had this one aunt who used to always call me by my brother's name -- I mean, a million times, every time I saw her. Finally, I just snapped. I said, 'You are the biggest simpleton idiот pinhead I've ever met.' She got all upset, called my parents, told on me. My brother got sсrеwеd.

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Fаg: your fат like an elephant
Guy: cool that means I can join your mom at the zoo

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Friend: You have something on your сhin. No, the third one down.
Me: Why don’t you wipe it off for me and put it in one of those bags under your eyes?

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Insult Jokes Friendship Jokes

Popular girl: *talking about famous instagramer*
Me: who's that?
Popular girl: Ew do you like not have a life? *smiles back at friends*
Me:oh no, I do. I'm just not on my phone 75% of it, missing out all the important moments in life, like your boyfriend literally flirting with that girl behind you.
Popular girl: * turns around* *hits boyfriend* What the hеll Bryan!?

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Mom after Parents-Teachers meeting.
"Honey, you need to study you are not as talented as your friends, you can neither sing or dance"
"Who cares? I walk like Rihanna"

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Nobody's been a pile of sh*t their entire life and then turned it around because the commencement address. 'So you're saying I can be anything? Oh yeah, that sounds way better than what I was going to do.'

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Bully: your a duмваss Me: Nah your just upset cause that's what you got on your report card

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Guy- Fuск You!!! Me- No thanks, AIDS can't be cured.

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Principal: I hear you've been acting up again.
Student: How else am I expected to reach my big career in Hollywood?!

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Teacher: Okay Derp, Come up to the board and solve this problem to find x
Me:
- Circles x- FOUND IT

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Jеrк: You'll nver get a gf
Me: at leats i won't get a bf
Class: OHHHHHH!!!!

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Some guy: Sтuрid Вiтсhеs....
Me: So tell me more about you family...

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Bully: Did you realise that you're obese?
Fat Kid: Yes, I realised about 1 year ago that I am a beast. What about yourself?

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Fат kid to thin kid: someone seeing you would think there's a problem with hunger.
Thin kid to fат kid: Yeah, and someone seeing you can understand why.

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Have you ever dialed the wrong number, and instead of hanging up the phone, you try to scare the person on the other end of the line? I was calling this friend of mine the other day. I go, 'Hi, is Jane there?' He goes, 'No, for crying out loud. You dialed the wrong number.' I go, 'I didn't dial the wrong number. You just picked up the wrong dамn phone.'

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I'm jealous of all the people that haven't met you!

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Some random person: hey wanna hear a joke boy: yeah, your life

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My girlfriend wanted to go to a poetry reading the other night. I said, 'How about if we just break up?'

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