Insult Jokes

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Jеrк: Hey b*tch!
Me: Im sorry, what are you again?
Class: Ohhhhhh!

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Bully: Why are you so ugly?
Bully Victim: Why are talking to a mirror?
Class: OOHHH SHAT BAHAHHAHA

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Last weekend, I went to my family reunion. And you people know, family reunions is that time when you come face to face with your family tree, and you realize some branches need to be cut.

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Comebacks for fат people
Bully:
"You know, you are what you eat"
Fat kid:
"Maybe that's why you're such a diск"
Class:
"Oooooooooh"

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A lot of times people complain that their significant other takes too long to get ready to go out at night. I've never had that complaint and I think it's because I never want to go anywhere, so I could care less how long it takes her to get ready. That's just less time I have to spend with her horrible friends pretending I don't want to кill myself. She'll take an hour and a half to get ready, come down and be like, 'Oh my goodness, you were so patient.' And I'll be like, 'For what? You look disgusting.' Now she's crying, whatever, I bought myself an extra two hours to watch the game. It's not like she's going to break up with me; she's 10 years younger, she's one opinion away from being replaced. I can say that, I have a television show.

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Insult Jokes Friendship Jokes

Justin bieber: I have million's of fаn's and I'm only 17
Goku: Вiтсh please I have billion's of fаn's and I don't even exist.

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I always get very nervous when I actually make reference to a real movie because I'm sure someone in the audience is involved, and they're like, 'Sсrеw you! That's my terrible movie.' And I'm like, 'I'm so sorry. Please put me in your next terrible movie.'

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Me: Wanna hear a joke?
Jerk: Sure
Me: You

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Ladies are forever saying "all men are dogs". Dogs are loyal if you treat them right.

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Insult Jokes Men jokes

Bully: Shut up!
You: I don't shut up.
Bully: What do you do then?
You: I grow up,
When I look at you I throw up,
Then your mom comes to the corner and licks it up.
*Walks Away*

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Guy:Hey you're from England do you have tea with the queen
Another Guyo you sit with Obama at mcdonalds?

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Boy: hey bro I looked at a blind kid and he stated crying
Me:you should be used to things like that

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Bully: You;re so skinny you get rejected by the wheelchair.
Kid:At least i fit in a wheel chair

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Friend:Hey you want to hear something Funny
Me:Sure but I have heard your love Story to many times

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Insult Jokes Friendship Jokes

Boy: My soccer skills are the worst.
Me: Better than your life skills.
Crowd: OOOOOOHHHHH

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Student:can I go to the bathroom?
Teacher:I don't know can you?
Student: can I go to the bathroom?!?
Teacher: I don't know can you
Student: fuск it I'm leaving!

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Teacher: why do I hear talking?
Student: because you got ears you dumb аss b*tch

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When I look into your eyes, I see straight through to the back of your head.

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Your moms like a shredder, she takes it in faster then she takes it out

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James: you are a shiт сunт fuск тwат wanker
Mike: why are you so angry james... is your тамроn in too far?
Class: OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH

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