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Insult Jokes

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When I look into your eyes, I see straight through to the back of your head.

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Your moms like a shredder, she takes it in faster then she takes it out

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James: you are a shiт сunт fuск тwат wanker
Mike: why are you so angry james... is your тамроn in too far?
Class: OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH

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Guy 1: This park looked fun on the brochure! But it's ruввish! Guy 2: Guess it wasn't like it seemed to be...
Guy 1: Like your pen*s!!
Guy 2: Yup... I thought it was gonna be cursed... But I was blessed.

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Bully: Hey I bet I have more friends then you loser HA
Kid: Yep you know what... you do.
Bully: You wanna know why its cuz....
Kid: Yeah its cuz they all feel sorry for you.
Everyone Else: OOOHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

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Kid: What're you looking at?!
Me: At a mistake.

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Me: *makes a flat joke*
Friend: Wow! Want a prize for that?
Me: Yeah, why not, I can just refund it and get the money you paid for it with
Friend: How 'bout I just punch you in the face? You can't refund that!
Me: No, I'll just return that.

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Mom: Make your bed, Monica!
Me: Why I have to make it if Im going to sleep in it again?
Mom: Why do I feed you If I know your just going to die?
Me: Good point. Lesson Learned.

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If we were hauling any more trash into the ocean, we would have been boarded by Greenpeace.

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I saw a lady a few weeks ago at my gym... She was on the stationary bike, wearing a helmet. I was like, I have to do something here to mess with her; there's gotta be something I can do. I started looking around. I went to the pool, and I grabbed the life preserver ring off the wall. That ring thing I put around my head, and I got on the rowing machine next to her.

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When a guy says "suск it"always reply with "im sorry small objects are a choking hazard"

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Your breath is just as bad as your comebacks.

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Bully: *squirts water in your trousers*
Bully: HAHA! You wet yourself!
Me: Well, I made your mum wet last night

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Bully: LOL! I bet you haven't dropped yo воllоскs yet!
You: Ask your mother, I dropped em down her down throat yesterday.

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3 of the most difficult things to do in the world :
1. You can't count your hair.
2. You can't wash your eyes with soap.
3. You can't breath when your tongue is out.
Now please, put your tongue back inside.

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I would love to insult you... but that would be beyond the level of your intelligence.

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Comics are making fun of Asian people. It's not right. They know I'm goin' on the show. What's up with that? We're the only minority that gets made fun of while we're still in the room.

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Guy: Your d*ck is the size of a tic-tac
*Class goes oooohhhhhh!*
Nerd: Thts y your mom's mouth is so fresh

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Jeff: Im so popular
Bill: Nobody knows who you are
Jeff: YES THEY DO
Bill: knock knock
Jeff: Who's there?
Bill: Jeff Jeff: Jeff who?
Bill: EXACTLY

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Jеrк: You're fат.
Me: And you're ugly, Atleast I can lose weight, but you're stuck with that ugly face.

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