Insult Jokes

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Roses are red,
Violets are blue
I can't believe I fell for you.
I thought you were cool,
I thought you had game.
But, sorry player,
You just got played!

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You're the reason why women earn 75 cents to the dollar.

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If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person on earth.

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If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world.

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Girl:....
Me: Why are you staring at me Girl: Cuz your ugly I can't look away Me: Is that what your mom said when you were born

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Your соск is so small you could use it to floss teeth.

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Someone: Who's that ugly b*tch that you were talking to?
Me: Your mom!

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Kid- Be f*ckin carefull what you say or ill squash you to the size of a ticktack
You-your like a bag of pampers, self absorbed and full of shit

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Random person going on with shiт.
Me: *sneezes* sorry I'm allergic to вullshiт.

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Stop thinking that your hot because the only thing you can turn on is the microwave.

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I look at divorce this way: it's better to have loved and lost, then have to live with that вiтсh for the rest of my life.

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Everybody knew my father. He would come home; hoodlums are standing around. 'Hey, Mr. Morris, how was work today?'
'You motherf**kers wouldn't know, would you?'

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Don't you love nature, despite what it did to you?

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Don't you hate it when a kid in your class acts all smart and everything. So in class one day after they get done being a sмаrтаss, say...
Unless your name is Google stop acting like you f*cking know everything because you don't.

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Me: How do you make an animal to talk to you?
Friend: How?
Me: I just did.

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The Democrats are useless. If they were asked to form a firing squad, they'd all get into a circle.

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Teacher: John You need to turn in that paper that your missing
John: why I already have a bad grade!
Teacher: hey watch the back talk!
John: you watch your front talk!

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Guy 1: I get a воnеr when I look in that mirror
Guy 2: that's a photo of me

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I bet your mom was so let down when she got you instead of her period

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Prince: so nice to meet you, your beautiful face is making me dizzy. *farts*
Princess: did you just fart
Prince: i was just blowing you a kiss with my вuтт hole.
Kickass if you get it
By meza pants so that my friends will know

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