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Insult Jokes

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Guy 1: I get a воnеr when I look in that mirror
Guy 2: that's a photo of me

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I bet your mom was so let down when she got you instead of her period

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Prince: so nice to meet you, your beautiful face is making me dizzy. *farts*
Princess: did you just fart
Prince: i was just blowing you a kiss with my вuтт hole.
Kickass if you get it
By meza pants so that my friends will know

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Mom:
"You don't need drugs to have fun."
Me:
"Ya, well I don't need running shoes to run but it makes it a hеll of a lot easier".

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I saw a thing in the store the other day, 'Buy a set of dumbbells, get a video tape on how to use it.' I'm thinking to myself, 'You don't know how to use dumbbells -- what are the odds you know how to use a VCR?'

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I can't stand you anymore!
Then sit down.

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I would say you're pretty, but my parents always told me honesty is the best policy.

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How many people here are sтuрid? It's good to be sтuрid. It takes a lot of pressure off you. You do something wrong -- 'What are you, sтuрid?'
'Yeah.'

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The Democrats are the worst. They call Bill Clinton the 'most electable' of the Democrats. It's like calling Moe the 'smart' Stooge.

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Dumb kid: WANNA FIGHT?!
Me: In my country don't believe in hitting little girls, sorry.

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So my mate is telling me how he traded insult for insult last night.
Seems he picked up this ditzy airhead in the pub and they went back to her apartment. She suddenly stopped their love-making.
“What’s wrong?” he asked “Did I do something wrong? Say something wrong?”
He said she just lay there, rolling her eyes and she said, “Nothing. I don’t want to talk about it.”
So he knows something is wrong and so he just talks to her for a while to settle her down, then asks her again, “Now tell me what’s wrong.”
She says, “Well, I hate to hurt your feelings, but to be perfectly honest, your оrgаn is just too small.”
My friend feels lower than a snake’s belt buckle, but he hits back hard, saying, “Well, sweetie, my оrgаn was never meant to play in a cathedral.”

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Boy can I tell you a secret
Girl sure
Boy whispers in her ear penis
Girl is that supposed be funny because you don't have one

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Me:You know why girls turn lеsвiаn?
Guy:why
Me:cause of guys like you

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Wife teaching English to husband
Wife: I'm beautiful, i'm slim, i'm hot, what tense is this?
Husband: Past tense! lol

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Guy1 : your a asshole
Guy2 : at least I have a asshole
Guy1 : yah cause otherwise shiт would come out your mouth

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Twinkle twinkle little snitch, mind your own business, you nosey b*tch!

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I grew up back East, and I still have an apartment in New York, and I go back and forth between L. A. and New York. The difference between the two places -- basically this: here in L. A., I'm perceived as kind of a fast-talking, little bit of a hot-headed streetwise guy from Jersey; in New York, everyone thinks I'm gаy.

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Random Person: suск my diск!
Me: i'll get the microscope

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Ratchet Вiтсh : I would slap you but I don't want to get sluт on my hand
Me : Don't know why considering it's all over your outfit.

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Loser: *gives an insult*
Me: *sighs* I don't have the strength to come back. Your face is already wearing me out

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