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The elderly nurse approached her co-workers in the break room:
“I am mortified, disgusted and insulted. Someone else is going to have to give the patient in bed 429 his bath.”
“What is the problem, Nurse Jackson?” asked another nurse.
“Well, if you must know, he has a…a tattoo on his … his реnis!”
(Gasps are heard throughout the nurse’s break room.)
“Yes, the tattoo ‘JSWAN’ is plainly visible … it is disgusting!”
“I will bathe him, Nurse Jackson,” said the youngest nurse, a 24-year-old blonde. “You can give a bath to my female patient in room 422.”
Hours later, the nurses are having their lunch in the break room, and Sheryl, the young nurse, smiles and says, “Nurse Jackson was wrong about the tattoo. It doesn’t say ‘JSWAN’, it says ‘JOE’S BAR AND GRILLE SASKATCHEWAN!’ “
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Учителката ги прашува учениците; Teacher: I am beautiful. What tense is this? Teacher says to class, “OK class, today we’re going to be talking about the tenses. Now if I say I’m beautiful, which tense is it?” Little Johnny raises his hand, “Obviously it is the past tense... La maestra le dice a los alumnos, "Chicos si yo digo fui rica es tiempo pasado, y si digo soy hermosa, ¿que es?" Jaimito se levanta y responde, "Tiempo perdido, maestra." Im Grammatikunterricht versucht die Lehrerin den Schülern durch Beispiele die Zeiten zu erläutern. Lehrerin: "Wenn ich sage ich bin schön, welche Zeit ist das?" Ein vorwitziger Schüler antwortet: "Vergangenheit!" Une maîtresse demande à ses élèves: Une grand-mère demande à sa petite fille : - Quand je dis : "Je suis belle", à quel temps est-ce conjugué? - C'est sûrement au passé, mamie! Ψέμα ήτανε Okulda birgün Türkçe öğretmeni zaman kiplerini işliyor ve öğrencilerine bir soru soruyor : - Çocuklar -ben güzelim- dersem hangi zamana girer bu cümlem? Çocuklar hep bir ağızdan : - Geçmiş zaman... Учителька: — Послухай, Сергійку, якщо я скажу. "Я красива", — який це час? — Минулий, Валентино Василівно. A professora explica os tempos verbais: - Se eu digo "Eu fui bonita", a frase está no passado. E se eu disser "Eu sou bonita"? Joãozinho prontamente responde: - É mentira! - Jasiu, jeśli powiem: "Jestem piękna", to jaki to czas? - Czas przeszły, proszę pani! Jantje zit in de klas en zit te dromen. Hij kijkt naar buiten en opeens valt hij in slaap, dan word hij wakker een staat een woendende juf voor hem die ze de franse buldogg noeman vanwegge haar...
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