Kids Jokes

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Kid:what is between moms legs?
Dad:paridise.
Kid whats between you legs?
Dad:the key to paridise.
Kid:well uou better change the lock the neighbor has the key to.

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Kids Jokes

So, Sатаn is in the delivery room having a child. Soon, a feathered creature comes out. “Doctor,” say Sатаn. “What is it?” The doctor sighs. “Well, it’s not a boy, and it’s not a girl.” Sатаn looks frustrated. “THEN WHAT IS IT?!?!?” The doctor looks up. “It’s a goose.”

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Doc,” said the husband,”I got nine kids and the wife’s expecting again. How do I stop the stork?”
The doctor replied, “Shoot it in the air!”

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Kids Jokes Medical and Doctor Jokes

One of my sisters is pregnant for the fifth time. Spent 10 minutes with her four kids, and my ovaries tied themselves in a knot.

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Kids Jokes Medical and Doctor Jokes

A mother said to her son, "Look at that kid over there; he's not misbehaving."
The son replied,
"Maybe he has good parents then!"

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Marriage and Family Jokes Kids Jokes Insult Jokes

A man boards a plane with six children of various ages.
After the plane takes off, a woman sitting sitting behind the man asks him, “are all of them yours?”
“No,” the man responds. “I work for a соndом company and these are some of the customer complaints.”

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One time this kid came back from school and said “Mom I have one good news and one bad news, which one do you wanna hear first?” And his mom said "Good news please.’’ and the boy said “I got 100% on my math test today” and his mom gave him a hug, and the boy said “Now to the bad news, I LIED”

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School Jokes Kids Jokes Math Jokes

I hate lying to my parents, but it is for their own good

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Kids Jokes Parent Jokes

What you mean behave?! He is doing a handstand!!

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Kids Jokes Christmas Jokes

Pretty safe to say he DID see us last night

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Pony 4 sale Great with kids

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"I told that guy over there that you can beat everybody up here because you do boxing and now he wants to fight you"

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Kids Jokes

How a Polish child does his homework? With Grandpa, with Grandma, with Mum, with Dad

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Son: I'm going on a date. Dad: Do you need any money? Son: No he'll pay

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Gay and Lesbian Jokes Kids Jokes Parent Jokes

English test Mom's toy Cactus

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Kids Jokes Dirty jokes

When you're still upset that you didn't get an X-box For Summer, because your new mom got new tits

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Boob Jokes Kids Jokes

When I realize I'm a grown-up and can do whatever I want

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I took a picture of my son getting an award from his teacher

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If I have twin daughters, I'll name one Kate.
And I'll name the other DupliKate.

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Kids Jokes Parent Jokes

That moment when there's more on your plate than you can eat

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