Kids Jokes

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Where Is God?
A couple had two mischievous little boys, ages eight and 10. At their wits' end, the parents contacted a clergyman who had been successful in rehabilitating bad children in the past.
The clergyman asked to see the boys individually. The eight-year-old was sent to meet with him first. The clergyman sat the boy down and asked him sternly, "Where is God?"
The boy made no response, so the clergyman repeated the question in an even sterner tone, "Where is God?"
Again the boy made no attempt to answer, so the clergyman raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy's face, "WHERE IS GOD?"
At that, the boy bolted from the room, ran directly home, and slammed himself in his closet. His older brother followed him into the closet and asked what happened.
The younger brother replied, "We are in big trouble this time. God is missing, and they think we did it!"
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Деня на бащата, един от най-обърканите празници за циганите Which is the most confusing day in America? Father's day! 80% don't know whom to wish. Rest 20% are scared someone will come and wish them. Father's day, the most confusing day in the ghetto. Fars dag… Den mest forvirrende dag i ghettoen.
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"Vati, kann ich Oma heiraten?", fragt der Sohn. Darauf der Vater: Sagt die Tochter zu ihrer Mutter: "Du, wenn ich groß bin werde ich den Opa heiraten!" Darauf die Mutter: "Schatz, das kannst du nicht, weil dein Opa ist ja mein Vater!" Erwidert die Tochter: "Aber... - Papa. - Oui? - Mamie est très gentille elle ma donner un avion télécommander! - Ah d'acord. - Quand je serais grand je me marierais avec elle ! - Nan mais tes fou Toto!!Tu vas quand meme pas te... Θέλω να παντρευτώ Την μάνα μου;! Erik sa till sin pappa: - När jag blir stor ska jag gifta mig med farmor. Pappa: - Det kan du väl inte göra? Det är ju min mamma. Erik: - Men du gifte ju dig med min mamma! Oliver till sin pappa: - När jag är stor ska jag gifta mig med farmor. - Du kan väl inte gifta dig med min mamma, svarar hans pappa. - Jomen, det gjorde ju du. Jantje en zijn vader zaten op de bank. Op een gegeven moment zegt Jantje tegen vader: "Papa, ik ga met oma trouwen." "Maar Jantje, dat kan toch niet. Oma is mijn moeder." , antwoordt vader. Zegt... "Far, jeg vil gerne giftes med farmor." "Hør her, knægt. Du kan da ikke gifte dig med min mor!" "Hvorfor ikke? Du har da giftet dig med min!"
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Две жени разговарят: Син за пример O pai bêbado orgulhoso diz para o amigo: — Eu tenho o filho que todo pai quer ter. O amigo desconfiado pergunta: — Hum, vamos testar... Ele fuma? — Não. — Ele bebe? — Não. — Ele chega tarde em casa? — Não. — Poxa, agora eu acredito. Quantos anos ele tem? — Vai completar 6 meses.
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Sluт jokes are just whoreable.
 
Q: What’s the difference between a whоrе and a вiтсh?
A: Whоrе’s fсuк everyone at the party, Вiтсhеs fсuк everyone at the party except you.
 
Q: How do you make a hormone?
A: Stick a rusty fсuкing chainsaw up her c*nt.
 
Q: What do you call kids born in whorehouses?
A: Brothel sprouts.
 
Q: What do you get when you cross a whоrе with a systems engineer?
A: A fcukin know-it-all!
 
Q: Who makes more money a drug dealer or a whоrе?
A: A hоокеr because she can wash her сrаск and reuse it.
 
Q: What do you call a Serbian whоrе?
A: Sloberdown Mycockyoubitch
 
Q: What does bungee jumping and whоrеs have in common?
A: They both cost a hundred bucks and if the rubber breaks, you’re sсrеwеd.
 
Q: Did you hear about the Chinese whоrе that had a black baby?
A: She named him Sum Ting Wong!
 
Q: Why do Jewish men like to watch роrnо movies backward?
A: They like the part where the whоrе gives the money back.
 
Q: What do you call a whоrе with no legs?
A: A nightcrawler!
 
Q: What’s the difference between your job and a Dead Whоrе?
A: Your job still suскs!
 
Q: What’s the difference between a whоrе and a hockey player?
A: A hockey player takes a shower after 3 periods
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