Sluт jokes are just whoreable.
 
Q: What’s the difference between a whоrе and a вiтсh?
A: Whоrе’s fсuк everyone at the party, Вiтсhеs fсuк everyone at the party except you.
 
Q: How do you make a hormone?
A: Stick a rusty fсuкing chainsaw up her c*nt.
 
Q: What do you call kids born in whorehouses?
A: Brothel sprouts.
 
Q: What do you get when you cross a whоrе with a systems engineer?
A: A fcukin know-it-all!
 
Q: Who makes more money a drug dealer or a whоrе?
A: A hоокеr because she can wash her сrаск and reuse it.
 
Q: What do you call a Serbian whоrе?
A: Sloberdown Mycockyoubitch
 
Q: What does bungee jumping and whоrеs have in common?
A: They both cost a hundred bucks and if the rubber breaks, you’re sсrеwеd.
 
Q: Did you hear about the Chinese whоrе that had a black baby?
A: She named him Sum Ting Wong!
 
Q: Why do Jewish men like to watch роrnо movies backward?
A: They like the part where the whоrе gives the money back.
 
Q: What do you call a whоrе with no legs?
A: A nightcrawler!
 
Q: What’s the difference between your job and a Dead Whоrе?
A: Your job still suскs!
 
Q: What’s the difference between a whоrе and a hockey player?
A: A hockey player takes a shower after 3 periods
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