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В Англия забраниха пушенето в кола, ако вътре има деца. Само че не са отчели, че времето понякога е адски гадно. Во Англија забранија пушење во автомобил ако има деца внатре. Ама не земале предвид дека времето знае да биде ужасно. En Inglaterra prohibieron fumar en el coche si hay niños dentro. Pero no tuvieron en cuenta que el clima puede ser realmente horrible. В Англии запретили курить в машине, если внутри есть дети. Но они не учли, что погода бывает просто отвратительной. In England wurde das Rauchen im Auto verboten, wenn Kinder drin sind. Aber sie haben niсhт bedacht, dass das Wetter richtig mies sein kann. En Angleterre, ils ont interdit de fumer dans la voiture s’il y a des enfants à l’intérieur. Mais ils n’ont pas pensé que le temps peut être vraiment pourri. Στην Αγγλία απαγόρευσαν το κάπνισμα στο αυτοκίνητο αν υπάρχουν παιδιά μέσα. Αλλά δεν υπολόγισαν ότι ο καιρός μπορεί να είναι εντελώς χάλια. In Inghilterra hanno vietato di fumare in auto se ci sono bambini a bordo. Ma non hanno considerato che il tempo può essere davvero pessimo. İngiltere’de arabada çocuk varsa sigara içmek yasaklandı. Ama havanın bazen berbat olabileceğini hesaba katmadılar. В Англії заборонили курити в авто, якщо всередині є діти. Але вони не врахували, що погода іноді буває просто жахливою. Na Inglaterra proibiram fumar no carro se houver crianças dentro. Mas não levaram em conta que o tempo pode ser péssimo. W Anglii zakazano palenia w samochodzie, jeśli są w nim dzieci. Ale nie wzięto pod uwagę, że pogoda potrafi być fatalna. I England förbjöd de rökning i bilen om det finns barn där inne. Men de glömde att vädret kan vara riktigt uselt. In Engeland hebben ze roken in de auto verboden als er kinderen in zitten. Maar ze hielden geen rekening met dat het weer soms ronduit slecht is. I England har de forbudt at ryge i bilen, hvis der er børn indeni. Men de tog ikke højde for, at vejret kan være virkelig elendigt. I England har de forbudt røyking i bil hvis det er barn inni. Men de tok ikke høyde for at været kan være skikkelig elendig. Englannissa kiellettiin tupakointi autossa, jos kyydissä on lapsia. Mutta he eivät ottaneet huomioon, että sää voi olla todella kamala. Angliában betiltották a dohányzást az autóban, ha gyerekek vannak benne. De nem vették figyelembe, hogy az időjárás néha borzasztó. În Anglia au interzis fumatul în mașină dacă sunt copii înăuntru. Dar nu au luat în calcul că vremea poate fi foarte nasoală. V Anglii zakázali kouření v autě, pokud jsou uvnitř děti. Ale nepočítali s tím, že počasí může být opravdu mizerné. Anglijoje uždraudė rūkyti automobilyje, jei viduje yra vaikų. Tačiau neatsižvelgė į tai, kad oras gali būti tikrai baisus. Anglijā aizliedza smēķēt automašīnā, ja tajā ir bērni. Bet viņi neņēma vērā, ka laikapstākļi mēdz būt ļoti draņķīgi. U Engleskoj su zabranili pušenje u autu ako su unutra djeca. Ali nisu uzeli u obzir da vrijeme zna biti stvarno grozno.
In England they banned smoking in cars if there are children inside. But they forgot that the weather can be absolutely awful.
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Когато се опитваш да водиш разговор с друг възрастен, а децата ти играят зад теб Кога се обидуваш да имаш разговор со друг возрасен, а твоите деца играат зад тебе Cuando intentas tener una conversación соn otro adulto y tus hijos juegan detrás de ti Когда ты пытаешься поговорить с другим взрослым, а твои дети играют у тебя за спиной Wenn du versuchst, dich mit einem anderen Erwachsenen zu unterhalten und deine Kinder hinter dir spielen Quand tu essaies d’avoir une conversation avec un autre adulte et que tes enfants jouent derrière toi Όταν προσπαθείς να κάνεις μια συζήτηση με έναν άλλον ενήλικα και τα παιδιά σου παίζουν πίσω σου Quando cerchi di avere una conversazione соn un altro adulto e i tuoi figli giocano dietro di te Başka bir yetişkinle konuşmaya çalışırken çocuklarının arkanda oynaması Коли ти намагаєшся поговорити з іншим дорослим, а твої діти граються позаду тебе Quando tentas ter uma conversa com outro adulto e os teus filhos brincam atrás de ti Kiedy próbujesz porozmawiać z innym dorosłym, a twoje dzieci bawią się za twoimi plecami När du försöker ha en konversation med en annan vuxen och dina barn leker bakom dig Wanneer je probeert een gesprek te voeren met een andere volwassene en je kinderen achter je spelen Når du prøver at føre en samtale med en anden voksen, mens dine børn leger bag dig Når du prøver å ha en samtale med en annen voksen, mens barna dine leker bak deg Kun yrität keskustella toisen aikuisen kanssa ja lapsesi leikkivät takanasi Amikor megpróbálsz beszélgetni egy másik felnőttel, miközben a gyerekeid mögötted játszanak Când încerci să porți o conversație cu un alt adult, iar copiii tăi se joacă în spatele tău Když se snažíš vést rozhovor s jiným dospělým a tvoje děti si hrají za tebou Kai bandai kalbėtis su kitu suaugusiuoju, o tavo vaikai žaidžia už nugaros Kad mēģini sarunāties ar citu pieaugušo, bet tavi bērni spēlējas aiz muguras Kad pokušaš voditi razgovor s drugim odraslim, a tvoja djeca se igraju iza tebe
When you try to have a conversation with another adult and your kids are playing behind you
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A mom, dad and their two sons watch TV. The dad gives the mom a look, and they head upstairs. The two little boys wonder what they are doing and go upstairs to take a peek.
"Well," says the older boy, "remember this when mom gets on your case for suскing your thumb."
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Q: Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?
A: It's okay. He woke up.
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School Jokes Kids Jokes Double Meaning and Wordplay Jokes
Kid: Mom I got detention
Mom: what for sweetie
Kid: Well, my teacher asked for my paper I got a 66 on
Mom: So?
Kid: She said " Give me the D"
Mom: So?...
Kid: So I did
Mom: I don't see why you got detention
Kid: I know right? and what's with the rаре charges
Mom: what
Kid:what
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Kids Jokes Insult Jokes
Aunt: Stop telling the kids Santa isn’t real
Me: Stop telling them their dad is going to get milk
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As a child, my mother always told me she was going horse riding. My whole life change when I found out she was under the horse.
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In this photo we саn see several interesting details:	 а child distracted by technology, ignoring the danger of the real world.	 аn alpha male protecting the child against serious	injuries.	 two Jedi...
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When you have a great time with the present, but it was not for you
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Baby Jokes Kids Jokes Pet Jokes Cat jokes
- My child will not eat fish, what can I replace it with?
- A cat. Cats love fish.
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Pet Jokes Kids Jokes Parent Jokes
One weekend, the husband is in the bathroom shaving when the kid he hired to mow his lawn, a local kid named Bubba, comes in to рее. The husband slyly looks over and is shocked at how immensely endowed Bubba is. He can't help himself, and asks Bubba what his secret is.
"Well," says Bubba, "every night before I climb into bed with a girl, I whack my реnis on the bedpost three times. It works, and it sure impresses the girls!"
The husband was excited at this easy suggestion and decided to try it that very night. So before climbing into bed with his wife, he took out his реnis and whacked it three times on the bedpost. His wife, half-asleep, said, "Bubba? Is that you?"
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There was a little girl named Fufu ...
There was a little girl named Fufu.
She went to school one day and her teacher said, "How do you spell your name?"
The girl replied, "F.U.
- F.U."
Her teacher sent her to the principal's office.
She got to the principal's office and he said, "First off, how do you spell your name?"
She said, "F.U.
- F.U."
He said, "YOU ARE SUSPENDED!"
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Why'd the boy blush when he opened the fridge?
He saw the salad dressing!
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A family was having guests to dinner. At the table, the mother turned to her six-year-old daughter and says, "Dear, would you like to say the blessing?"
"I wouldn't know what to say," replies the little girl."
Just say what you hear Mommy say, sweetie."
Her daughter takes a deep breath, bows her head, and solemnly says, "Dear Lord, why the hеll did I invite all these people to dinner?"
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Technically and Reality?
One day, a little boy asks his father what the difference is between 'technically' and 'reality.'
"Son, I won't tell you the dictionary definition in fear that it will confuse you. But to help you out, I'll give you something to do. Go ask your mother if she will sleep with a вuм for $500,000 and ask your sister is she'll sleep with the garbageman for the same amount." So, the little boy goes up to his mom.
"Mommy, would you ever sleep with a вuм for $500,000?"
"You bet your аss I would!" exclaims the mother. So the little boy goes up to his sister's bedroom.
"Hey sis, would you sleep with the garbageman for $500,000?"
"I sure would!" exclaims his sister.
"Dad, Dad! Mom and sis both said they would. What does that mean?"
"Well, son," the father says. "Technically, we're millionares but in reality we live with a couple of dirтy whоrеs!"
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Τι κοινό έχουν τα ηλεκτρικά τρενάκια με τα στήθη; Quel est le point commun entre la poitrine d'une femme et un train éléctrique?,C'est fait pour les enfants mais c'est papa qui joue avec. Was haben eine Spielzeugeisenbahn und Frauenbrüste gemeinsam? Beide sind für die Kleinen, aber die Großen spielen damit. Какво е общото между женските гърди и детското влакче? – И двете са създадени за децата, а бащите обичат да си играят с тях! Was ist der Unterschied zwischen einer Modelleisenbahn und einer weiblichen Brust? Eigentlich keiner: Beide sind für die Kinder, aber die Väter spielen damit. – Varför är kvinnobröst som ett elektriskt tågset på julafton? – De är båda ämnade för barn, men det är männen som leker med dem. Hvad har modeltog og bryster til fælles? – De er begge beregnet til børn, men det er mændene, som ender med at lege med dem Mitä yhteistä on pienoisjunaradalla ja naisen rinnoilla? Molemmat on tarkoitettu lapsille, mutta miehet ovat niitä jotka niillä leikkivät. Vad har leksakståg och bröst gemensamt? - Båda är menade för barn, men det är männen som leker med dom i slutändan! Che differenza c’e’ fra il seno di una donna e un trenino elettrico? Nessuna, sono fatti tutti e due per i bambini, ma ci giocano i grandi! Hva har pupper og leketog til felles? - De er begge ment for barn men det ender opp med at far leker med dem. Qu'est-ce que les trains électriques et les seins des femmes ont en commun ? - Les deux sont faits pour les enfants, mais ce sont les pères qui jouent avec. Klausimas: - Kuo skiriasi moters krūtys nuo žaislinio geležinkelio? Atsakymas: - Nieko: abu skirti vaikams, o žaidžia tėčiai. I. Ce au in comun un trenulet electric si sanii unei femei? R. Au fost create initial pentru copii, dar tot barbatii se joaca Mai mult cu ele. Τι κοινό έχουν το στήθoς μιας γυναίκας και ένα ηλεκτρικό τραινάκι; Και τα δύο είναι φτιαγμένα για παιδιά, παίζει όμως μαζί τους και ο μπαμπάς.
Q: What do electric train sets and women's вrеаsтs have in common?
A: They were both originally intended for children, but grown men play with them.
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Voices! Voices! Shut up!
A teacher asked a pupil a question, but she could barely hear the child speaking since the other kids were making too much noise. In an attempt to quiet them, she said, ''I can hear voices!''
Two janitors outside heard the teacher and one said to the other, ''Jeez, she better stop telling the kids about her mental problems!''
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Where Is God?
A couple had two mischievous little boys, ages eight and 10. At their wits' end, the parents contacted a clergyman who had been successful in rehabilitating bad children in the past.
The clergyman asked to see the boys individually. The eight-year-old was sent to meet with him first. The clergyman sat the boy down and asked him sternly, "Where is God?"
The boy made no response, so the clergyman repeated the question in an even sterner tone, "Where is God?"
Again the boy made no attempt to answer, so the clergyman raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy's face, "WHERE IS GOD?"
At that, the boy bolted from the room, ran directly home, and slammed himself in his closet. His older brother followed him into the closet and asked what happened.
The younger brother replied, "We are in big trouble this time. God is missing, and they think we did it!"
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Kids Jokes Fitness jokes
Shine On You Crazy Fratboy!
How many frat boys does it take to sсrеw in a lightbulb?
One but he has to get it drunк first.
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A.J. Jamal: Is Your Mama Whipping You?
We were watching this commercial on television. Commercial said, 'If you're having problems with your mama whipping you, call this 800 number.' I called that number. My mama answered the phone.
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