Knock knock. Who’s there? A boy. A boy who? A boy who can’t reach the doorbell knocking at your door. 0 0 0
Knock knockWho's there?It's me wondering why you are not nакеd.Knock knockWho's there?It's me again still wondering why you are not naked 0 0 0
Why did sally fall of the swingShe had no armsKnock knockWho's thereNot sallyWhat did sally get for Christmas we don't know she didn't open it yet 0 0 0
Knock, Knock,Who's there?DishesDishes who?Dishes out a bad joke!Knock Knock,Who's There?Ice creamIce cream who?Ice cream if i hear another bad joke 0 0 0
Son: Dad, will you remember me in 5 years?Dad: Yes.Son: 1 year?Dad: Yes.Son: 6 months?Dad: Yes.Son: 1 month?Dad: YesSon 1 week?Dad: Yes.Son: 5 days?Dad: Yes.Son: 5 hours?Dad: Yes.Son: 1 hour?Dad: Yes.Son: 30 minutes?Dad: Yes.Son: 1 minute?Dad: Yes.Son: 1 second?Dad: Yes.Son: Knock KnockDad: Who's there?Son: See, you forgot me already!!! 0 0 0
Me: Why did the Pizza Delivery guy cross the rode?Friend: To get to the other side?Me: No to delivery pizza to the hideous girl on the other side!Friend: ...Me: Knock Knock!Friend: Who's there!?Me: The Pizza Delivery guy! 0 0 0
I was a real duммy when I was a little girl. I have an older sister who was a genius. Once a week, my mother would take us to the library, and my sister would get to the check-out, and she'd have 'From Our House to Bauhaus,''German Architecture of the 1920s,''Taoist Poetry' and 'The Sun Also Sets.' And then my little stack of books would be like 'Jokes, Jokes and More Jokes,''Puns, Puns and More Puns,''More Knock-Knock Jokes Than You Could Shake a Stick At.' 0 0 0