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Why was math so easy in ancient Rome?
X always equals 10

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I found out what that math teacher with graph paper from yesterday’s joke was plotting....
... Weapons of math instruction.

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Why are Chinese kids so good at math?
Because their dog doesn’t eat their homework

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What did the math text book say to the Shakespeare text book?
Look, buddy, I've already got a lot of problems, and I really don't need any of your drama.

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What did the mermaid forget to bring to math class?
Her algae bra

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I think my math teacher works for the CIA...
He always wants to put radicals in isolation.

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Genie: you have three wishes
Me: make math go away
Genie: ok, that one's on the house
Me: yay, so I still get three wishes?
Genie: huh?

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Make little things count they say.
Henceforth I will be teaching midgets some math.

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We need to make the little things count;
Teach the midgets math.

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If I had a quarter for every math test I've failed...
I'd have seventy two cents. 😞

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Did you know tall people are usually bad at math?
... cus it’s the little things that count

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My fiends not very smart, he got 100 bottles of 1% milk. Guy from the math equation you know. Duмваss.
Didn’t even buy 50 2% milk gallons.

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Math teachers are pretty obsessed with many to one functions.
For correct representation of оrgiеs.

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What dose a math teacher say to student getting a car
Make sure you get a good modal

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Why did the ameoba fail its math test?
Because it thought multiplication was the same as division.

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How come Jedi can only do math with fractions?
Because only a Sith deals in absolutes.

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A boy rushes home to his dad
Dad dad I got a 100 on my math tests
That's great son can I see?
See look, two 50's makes 100

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Why did Trump get a score in the math unit of Warton School of Finance?
Because he said all the numbers he didn't like were not real numbers they were fake and imaginary numbers.

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A CEO needs help with a math problem so he asks his secretary to come into his office.
“If I were to give you 12% of $190,000, how much would you take off?” He asked.
She replied “everything but my earrings.”

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What did the math team say when they were being beaten?
We 4/5

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