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Math teachers are pretty obsessed with many to one functions.
For correct representation of оrgiеs.

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What dose a math teacher say to student getting a car
Make sure you get a good modal

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Why did the ameoba fail its math test?
Because it thought multiplication was the same as division.

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How come Jedi can only do math with fractions?
Because only a Sith deals in absolutes.

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A boy rushes home to his dad
Dad dad I got a 100 on my math tests
That's great son can I see?
See look, two 50's makes 100

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Why did Trump get a score in the math unit of Warton School of Finance?
Because he said all the numbers he didn't like were not real numbers they were fake and imaginary numbers.

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A CEO needs help with a math problem so he asks his secretary to come into his office.
“If I were to give you 12% of $190,000, how much would you take off?” He asked.
She replied “everything but my earrings.”

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What did the math team say when they were being beaten?
We 4/5

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I texted my college girlfriend to tell her how guilty I felt about cheating. She replied saying she was so relieved because she had been cheating on me with a guy in her dorm.
I was talking about my math exam.

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Why do detectives who are really good at math get fustrated when they can't solve a case?
Because things don't add up.

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Compile math puns!
Give me all your math puns, it's integral!

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When it comes to math and science, it’s a stereotype to assume that Asians are always right
They could be Wong too

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A basic girl was struggling with her math class,
Its the thot that counts

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How did the schizophrenic do on their math test?
They passed with flying colors.

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Another math formula you dont remember from school: Cole's Law
Cabbage + mayo

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What type of math does John Deere do?
Prime tractorization

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What did the math slаvе pick on the plantation?
Cot-tan

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I’m very good at math but I’m not as good with numbers.
But hey, at least I got 11/10 on a maths test one time.

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My math teacher says Fractions are a little difficult
But honestly figuring out where the Numerator goes is over the top

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My math teacher used to tell me "there's 3 types of people in this world...
Those that are good at math and those that aren't"

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