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Worst math joke I know.
Two students sit in a geometry class.
One says to the other "I'm cold!"
The other says "go sit in the corner."
"Why?" replies the first.
"Because its 90 degrees!"

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The only school shooting I do.
Is hеrоin in math class.

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Math book. The only place where it’s normal to have 21 melons and suddenly eat twelve of them.

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One-Liner Jokes Math Jokes

Why do mathematicians tend to marry larger women?
Because they like curves.

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An infinite crowd of mathematicians enter a bar. The first one orders a pint, the second one orders half a pint, the third one orders a quarter pint. The bartender says,
"I understand," and pours two pints.

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I bet nerdy kids in math call their friends Algebros.

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Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers?
He'll stop at nothing to avoid them.

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School Jokes Math Jokes

Teacher:
"Answer this math problem: if your father earns $500 a week and gives half to your mother. What will he have?"
Student:
"A heart attack."

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What do you call an asian kid who’s bad at math?
An orphan

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The math professor says, "Pi R square"....

But everyone knows "Pi R ROUND"!

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Boy:
"Hey, I like you and I was wondering if you would be my girlfriend."
Girl:
"I have a boyfriend."
Boy:
"I have math test tomorrow."
Girl:
"What does that have to do with anything?"
Boy:
"I thought we were listing things we could cheat on."

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Q: Why did the girl wear glasses in math class?
A: It improves di-vision.

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If Al Gore started a math rock band it should be called Algorhythm.

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Chintu:
"You never study, so how come you don't fail your math tests?"
Pintu:
"Because whenever there is a math test, I don't go to school!"

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Teenager (noun) - Someone who is well prepared for a zombie apocalypse but not ready for tomorrows math test.

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What did the fish get on his math test?
A sea plus.

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Dear math,
Please grow up and solve your own problems
I’m tired of solving them for you.
Thanks

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Why don’t Romans find algebra interesting?
X is always 10.

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The best mathematical equation I have ever seen: 1 cross + 3 nails= 4 given.

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Where do mathematicians go to die?
The symmetry

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