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Did you hear about the new ‘morning after’ pill for men?
It changes their blood type.

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What does a man consider a seven course meal?
A hot dog and a six pack.

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A blonde working in the coffin industry was thinking of various ways to improve her business.
She thought perhaps a good way to do it would be to emulate the success of the fashion store across the street which had done very well with it's new "Buy 1, Get 1 Free" deal.
Soon, a man walks in.
"I would like a coffin for my father. But these coffins are very expensive!"
"Well, sir, you'll be happy to know we have a 'Buy 1, Get 1 Free' deal!"
The customer left.

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What’s the difference between a black and a white bull?
The white bull does:
“Mooo”.
The black bull does:
“Hey man, Mooo, man!”

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Man to friend: ‘When did you first realise your wife had stopped loving you?’
Friend: ‘When she pushed me through the window, and wrote for an ambulance.’

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A man goes to the doctor suffering from premature еjасulатiоn.
"Can you do anything to help me, Doc?" said the man.
"No, but I can give you the address of a woman who has a short attention span" replied the doctor.

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A rather drunк man was walking along the street one day.
He was staggering quite a bit and made two nuns that were approaching him, very nervous.
The two nuns split apart and one walked to the man's left and one walked to the man's right.
After the nuns were past the man, he turned around and said,
"Now how the hеll did she do that?"

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Why are husbands like lawn mowers?
They're hard to get started, emit foul odors, and don't work half time.

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Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than improving their minds?
Because most men are sтuрid, but few are blind.

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How do you get a man to stop biting his nails?
Make him wear shoes.

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What's the quickest way to lose 190 pounds of ugly fат?
Divorce him.

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Bigamy is having one husband too many.
Some say monogamy is the same.

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What do you call a woman that works like a man??
Lazy.

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What did the black man do first time when they saw a ship?
They stick they’re head in the water to see if it has wheels!

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A blonde in a bar is hunched over her martini spearing at the olive with a cocktail stick.
A dozen times the olive eludes her until a man sitting next to her grabs the stick and skewers it for her.
‘That’s the way to do it,’ he says.
‘Big deal,’ replies the blonde.
‘You’d never have got it unless I’d tired it out first.’

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A man walks into a bar has a few drinks and asks what his tab was.
The bartender replies that it is twenty dollars plus tip.
The guy says,
"I'll bet you my tab double or nothing that I can bite my eye."
The bartender accepts the bet, and the guy pulls out his glass eye and bites it.
He has a few more drinks and asks for his bill again.
The bartender reports that his bill now is thirty dollars plus tip.
He bets the bartender he can bite his other eye.
The bartender accepts knowing the man can't possibly have two glass eyes.
The guy then proceeds by taking out his false teeth and biting his other eye.

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A man who goes into the pub optimistically often comes out misty optically.

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A man being mugged by two thugs put up a tremendous fight!
Finally, the thugs subdued him and took his wallet.
Upon finding only two dollars in the wallet, the surprised тhug said "Why did you put up such a fight?"
To which the man promptly replied "I was afraid that you would find the $200 hidden in my shoe!"

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How do you know if your man is dead?
The sеx is the same, but there's less ironing.

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Jose approaches the Mexican border on his bicycle.
Hanging from his shoulders he has two large, bulky bags.
The border patrol guard stops him and says,"Hey mister what ya got in those bags?"
"Just sand," replied Jose.

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