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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption.
One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.'
The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'.
Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum.
Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.
Her husband responds, "But they are twins.
If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."
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I’ve know John a long time and am considered a bit of a father figure to him.
I have watched him crawl around on his knees, drink from a bottle and I’ve cleaned up after him but enough about the Bachelor Party.
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What do blondes and the Bermuda Triangle have in common?
They both swallow semen
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Q: What happened to the blonde tap dancer?
A: She fell in the sink.
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Q: Why did the woman cross the road?
A: I don't know, but where'd she get shoes and what is she doing out of the kitchen?
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I had to divorce my husband for religious reasons,
I'm a catholic and living with him is hеll.
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What is that insensitive bit at the base of the реnis called?
The man.
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- Каква е най-нечувствителната част на пениса? Was ist der unsensibelste Teil am Penis? Der Mann! Qual é o nome daquele pedaço insensitivo na base do pinto? Homem. Comment s'appelle le tissu gras situé à la base du pénis ? - Un homme Hvad kalder man det ufølsomme sted ved roden af penis?? - Manden ... Vad kallas den okänsliga delen vid snoppen? - Mannen. Кој е најнечувствителен дел од пенисот? - Мажот...
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A man knocked on a door an a women answered and he asked if he could use her toilet.
She said you have 3 chances, if you do 3 things wrong I`ll call the police.
So he went to рiss but on the flush chain there was a вrа so he ripped it off.
Then when he was walking down the stairs he saw her cat called Воовs on the step & he hates cats so he squezed it & then threw it up the stairs.
He then went in the kitchen where the women was & the women said why did you throw my cat up the stairs?
He said I don`t know.
While she went to get it, on the table was a glass of milk which he then drank.
When the women came back she said you had your 3 chances now I'm calling the Police.
When the police came they asked her what the man had done. She said this man has ripped her вrа off, squezed her Воовs and drank her milk.
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Why was he woman arrested on a cattle ranch for wearing a silk dress?
She was charged with rustling!
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Why is it good that there are female astronauts?
When the crew gets lost in space, the woman will ask for directions.
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Why are hangovers better than women?
Hangovers will go away.
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Men are like..... Lawn Mowers.
If you're not pushing one around, then you're riding it.
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Men are like..... Mascara.
They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
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How are men like diplomas?
You spend lots of time getting one, but once you
Have it, you don't know what to do with it.
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Prospective husband: Do you have a book called "Man, The Master of Womem"?
Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.
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What's the best way to force a man to do sit-ups?
Put the remote control between his toes.
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"Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because they have to say something."
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Two blondes were on their way to Disneyland and came to a fork in the road. The sign read: "Disneyland Left." So they went home.
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Q: How does a blonde кill a bird?
A: She throws it off a cliff.
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Q: Why do men prefer intelligent women?
A: Opposites attract.
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Proč dávají muži přednost inteligentním ženám? Protiklady se přitahují.
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