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Как се нарича умната блондинка? Паметна плавуша Eine intelligente Blondine What do you call a blonde with a brain? A golden retriever. Hvad kalder du en intelligent blondine? – En Golden Retriever. Hva kalles en smart blondine? Svar: Golden Retriver. Miksi kutsutaan viisasta blondia? - Kultaiseksi noutajaksi Het is blond en slim? Een golden retreiver - Vad kallar man en smart blondin? - Golden retriever. Vad kallar man en smart blondin? Golden retriever En indikation på att man är alldeles för full Falsk
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Η Ψυχανάλυση Знаете ли защо психолозите предпочитат да работят с мъже, вместо с жени? Почему психологам проще работать с мужчинами, чем с женщинами? ¿Por qué el psicoanálisis es más breve para el hombre que para la mujer?. Porque os psicanalistas são mais rápidos no tratamento dos homens do que nas mulheres? Porque enquanto as mulheres têm que regredir até a infância, os homens já estão lá. Weshalb geht eine Psychoanalyse bei Männern schneller als bei Frauen? - Wenn es darum geht, in die Kindheit zurückzugehen, haben die meisten Männer nicht weit. Por que a psicanálise é mais rápida para os homens ? Porque quando dizem para ele voltar à infância, ele já está lá ! Pourquoi une psychanalyse dure moins longtemps pour un homme ? Pas besoin de régresser en enfance, c'est déjà fait. Pourquoi est-ce que la psychanalyse des hommes est plus rapide que celle des femmes ? - Parce qu'il s'agit de remonter dans l'enfance, et avec les hommes, on y est déjà. Proč je rychlejší psychoanalýza u muže? Protože když se chce doktor dostat do jeho dětství, tak už je tam. Dlaczego psychoanaliza mężczyzn jest szybsza od psychoanalizy kobiet? - Dlatego, że chodzi w niej o powrót do dzieciństwa, a mężczyźni już tam są. Varför går en psykisk analys mycket snabbare för män än för kvinnor? - När det är dags att gå tillbaka till barndomen är männen redan där.
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A man meets a gorgeous woman in a bar.
They talk, they connect, and they end up leaving together.
They get back to her place, and as she shows him around, he notices that her bedroom is completely packed with teddy bears.
Hundreds of small bears are on a shelf all the way along the floor, medium sized ones are on a shelf a little higher, and huge bears are on the top shelf along the wall.
The man is kind of surprised by the collection, especially because it’s so extensive, but he decides not to mention this to her.
She turns to him…they kiss…then they rip each other’s clothes off and romp around the room all night.
After an intense night of passion, as they are lying there together in the afterglow, the man rolls over and asks, smiling, “Well, how’d I do?”
The woman says, “You can have any prize from the bottom shelf.”
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