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What does a man consider a seven course meal?
A hot dog and a six pack.
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Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than improving their minds?
Because most men are sтuрid, but few are blind.
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How do you get a man to stop biting his nails?
Make him wear shoes.
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What's the quickest way to lose 190 pounds of ugly fат?
Divorce him.
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Bigamy is having one husband too many.
Some say monogamy is the same.
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What do you call a woman that works like a man??
Lazy.
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Q: How do you know when a blonde's been sending email?
A: There are envelopes in the disk drive.
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How can you tell when a man is well hung?
When you can just barely slip your finger between his neck and the noose.
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If men got pregnant.... abortion would be available in convenience stores and drive-through windows.
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What do you do if your dishwasher breaks down?
Kick her where the sun don't shine.
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A chicken and an egg are lying in bed.
The chicken takes out a cigarette and begins to smoke. The egg, рissеd off, takes one look at the chicken, rolls over and pulls the blanket over him and says, "I guess we answered that question!"
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Q: What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?
A: Pull the pin and throw it back.
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Stift geworfen Blondinen und Handgranaten Η χειροβομβίδα Какво да правиш, ако блондинка ти хвърли граната? Que faire quand une blonde vous lance une grenade ? Was muss mab tun wenn eine Blondine eine Handgranate auf dich wirft? Den Ring ziehen und zurück werfen. - Vad gör du om en blondin kastar en granat mot dig? - Drar ur säkringen och kastar tillbaka den. — Що робити якщо блондинка кинула в тебе гранату? — Висмикнути чеку і кинути її назад Wat moet je doen als een Belg een handgranaat naar je toe gooit? De pin eruit halen en de handgranaat snel terug gooien. Mitä teet jos blondi naissotilas heittää käsigranaatin? - Ota sokka pois ja heitä takaisin Karadenizlilerle ruslar soğuk savaştalar. Lazlar el bombalarını ruslara fırlatıyorlarmış, ruslarda bombaların pimini çekip geri lazalara fırlatıyorlarmış. Co zrobić, gdy blondynka rzuca w ciebie granatem? - Złapać, wyciągnąć zawleczkę i odrzucić! O que você deve fazer quando uma laira jogar uma granada em você? Tirar o pino e jogar de volta.
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Q: What's the difference between a rooster and a blonde?
A: A rooster says, "Соск-a-doodle-doo," and a blonde says, "Any c**k'll do."
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Q: Why do blondes smile when there's lightning?
A: They think they're getting their picture taken.
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Защо блондинките се усмихват като има буря? Въпрос: Smile If You're Blonde Los gallegos y los relámpagos Warum mögen Blondinen Gewitter Ξανθιές Φωτογραφία. Was macht eine Blondine wenn es blitzt? Sie steigt auf’s Dach und macht Posen weil sie denkt, dass sie fotografiert wird. Perché durante i temporali i carabinieri sorridono? Warum gehen Burgenländer auf das Dach wenn es blitzt? Damit sie auch aufs Photo kommen! Pourquoi les blondes sourient toujours lors d'un orage électrique? Elles pensent que quelqu'un les prend en photo. Idą dwie blondynki przez burzę. Pierwsza pyta się drugiej: - Co robisz? - Uśmiecham się. - A po co? - By dobrze wypaść na zdjęciu. Vet ni varför norrmän tittar upp i himlen när det åskar? - För att de tror att de blir fotograferade. Pourquoi les blondes se mettent tout le temps devant la fenêtre lors d'un orage ? Parce qu'elles veulent être sur la photo. ¿Por qué las rubias sonrien cuando cae un rayo? Porque se creen que les están sacando una fotografía. - Vet du hvorfor svenskene ser opp på himmelen og smiler når det lyner? - Nei. - De tror de blir fotograferte. Hvorfor tager århusianerne deres pæne tøj på i tordenvejr? – De tror de skal have taget billeder - Hvorfor tager århusianerne pænt tøj på, når det tordner og lyner? - Fordi de tror, de bliver fotograferet. Immer wenn es blitzt und donnert stehen die Ostfriesen auf ihrem Balkon und schauen freundlich in den Himmel. Warum? Weil sie meinen der Liebe Gott fotografiere sie. Hvorfor smiler blondinene når det lyner og tordner? - De tror det blir tatt bilder av dem.. Why did the blonde keep stopping then smile during a lightning storm? A: She thought she was getting her picture taken. Vraag: Waarom gaat een belg voor het raam staan als het onweert ? Antwoord: Hij denkt dat er een foto wordt gemaakt ! Varför gillar blondiner blixtoväder? Dom tror någon försöker ta kort på dom Dlaczego blondynka uśmiecha się, gdy strzelają pioruny? - Bo myśli, że robią jej zdjęcie. Kodėl blondinė stovi prie lango kai žaibuoja? - Todėl, jog jai atrodo, kad ją fotografuoja. Zinot del ko blondines sipsosi ir stovi prie lango kaip zaibuoja? Jos galvoja kad jas fotografuoja
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Did you hear about the man who got a vasectomy at Sears?
Now every time he gets excited, the garage door goes up.
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Men are like buses.
They have spare tires and smell funny.
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Men are like..... Weather.
Nothing can be done to change either one of them.
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Ladies and Gentlemen, if there is anybody here who is feeling, worried, nervous or apprehensive it is probably because you just married John.
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Lets face it, there are a lot of dumb people out there.
Sometimes you want to express how sтuрid they really are and here's how...
An intellect rivaled only by garden tools.
As smart as bait.
Doesn't have all his dogs on one leash.
Doesn't know much, but leads the league in nostril hair.
Elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor.
Forgot to pay his brain bill.
His belt doesn't go through all the loops.
If he had another brain, it would be lonely.
Missing a few buttons on his remote control.
Proof that evolution CAN go in reverse.
Receiver is off the hook.
Surfing in Nebraska.
An experiment in Artificial Stupidity.
A few beers short of a six-pack.
A few peas short of a casserole.
The cheese slid off his сrаскеr.
Warning: Objects in mirror are dumber than they appear.
Couldn't pour рiss out of a boot with instructions on the heel.
He fell out of the sтuрid tree and hit every branch on the way down.
Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.
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How many men does it take to please a woman.
Impossible.
Once a woman's done вiтсhing about the men they're all asleep.
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