Mexican jokes

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A redneck looks at a Mexican right in the eye and says,
"How does it feel to marry my ex wife and have my sloppy seconds?"
"Not bad," replies Juan,"after 2.5 inches deep she felt brand new"

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Redneck jokes Mexican jokes

Black people and Mexican people are so similar...
Once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamal.

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Mexican jokes Black People Jokes

I wanted Mexican food, but I was in a hurry
So I ordered it ta-co

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Food Jokes Mexican jokes

Why is taco salad Donald Trump's favorite Mexican food?
It has a wall around it.

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Food Jokes Mexican jokes

I got in to a gun fight with a mexican at a golf club.
I shot a hole in Juan.

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Mexican jokes Golf jokes

Did you hear about the Mexican man who went to the old people home to visit his grandpa?
See senior.

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Mexican jokes Old People Jokes

A mexican boy in english class...
A mexican boy in english class passed a note to his friend. The teacher saw it, and screeched "WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?"
To which he replied, "writing an esé"

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School Jokes Mexican jokes

The Mexican word of the day is "wheelchair"
"Yo homes, I got a lot of pizza. Want some? Come sit down and wheelchair"

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Why did the Mexican gangster fail school?
Because he wouldn’t turn in his ese.

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Mexican jokes

What do you call a Mexican Disney Princess?
A Taco Belle.

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What song does Trump play while going to a Mexican family's house?
Ice Ice, Baby.

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My coworker is a Mexican electrical engineer…
Total ohm-bre.

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Who do Mexican people who love wееd marry??
They Marry Juana

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An Irishman, a Mexican, and a Texan walk into a bar.
I wish I had friends to go to the bar with.

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How do you get out of a Mexican jail?
Taco Bail

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When's ladies' night at the Mexican restaurant?
Taco Tuesday

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What’s the name of a Mexican farm worker who has a ring of keys? (Not racist I swear)
Cesar Llaves

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his 2 sons?
Jose and Josb
Joke my dad told me a long time ago, although I know he didn't create it

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Mexican jokes Dad Jokes

The Mexican Magician
A Mexican magician declares that he will disappear on the count of three. He begins to count, "uno, dos..." *РООF* The magician vanished without a tres.

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What are Mexican proteins made of?
Amigo-acids

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Mexican jokes