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Growing up as a nerd in Mississippi, I found it difficult to connect to people around me. Until I learned about my great grandfather.
Turns out, he used to LARP in the 40s. He was the Grand Wizard of his Guild.

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If Нiтlеr was a tech nerd he would've written a book called my comp

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A nerd walked into bar
He wasn't wearing his glasses

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A photon walks up to an airline counter to buy a ticket and the clerk asks "any baggage to check?" The photon replies "No, I'm traveling light."

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How many geeks does it take to ruin a joke?
You mean nerd, not geek. And not joke, but riddle. Proceed.

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Just because someone found out how to connect a keyboard and a portable radio together doesn't make them a nerd
That would be stereotyping.

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My nerd friend just got a Ph. D. on the history of palindromes.
He is now Dr. Awkward.

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My crush rejected me for being a math nerd
I was 2² to ask her out

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Yo momma's so fат she sees red lights as green...
... Doctors call this colour blindness, physicists call it gravitational blue-shift.

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I asked a nerd what his New Year's resolution was.
He said,
"1920x1080".

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The bully loomed threateningly over the nerd and said,
"You know what snitches get don't you?"
Ummm, "150 points?"

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What do trespassers have in common with logical fallacies?
They both violate the rules of the premises.

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Classroom Nerd
(In a high school class room)
Girl: Do you see that [email protected]#$ING nerd over there.
Teacher: Don't be so mean, he could be your boss one day.
Nerd: Sorry I don't plan on being a pimp

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You know what really turns on a nerd?
Unprotected wifi

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What do you call a nerd after highschool?
Boss

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