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Q: What's object-oriented way to become wealthy?
A: Inheritance.

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Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love, and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent!

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Two kittens on a sloped roof.
Wchich one slides off first?
The one with the lowest mew.

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If I had a dollar for everytime someone called me a boring nerd..
I'd have a mean daily income of $5.64 with a standard deviation of $1.25

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Q: What did the elf say was the first step in using a Christmas computer?
A:
"First, YULE LOGon"!

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Q: Why can't lawyers do NMR?
A: Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.

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Q: What do you do with a sick scientist?
A: Well if you can't helium and you can't curium then you might as well barium

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A biologist, a chemist, and a statistician are out hunting.
The biologist shoots at a deer and misses five feet to the left.
The chemist takes a shot and misses five feet to the right.
The statistician yells, "We got 'em!”

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Q: Did you hear about oxygen's second date with potassium?
A: It was OK2!

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What does a deaf math nerd speak?
Sine language.

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I can't eat whale blubber.
I've tried it, I'm just not Inuit.
- My beloved nerd of a husband

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From my 2yo sister
Knock knock
Who's there
Banana
Banana who?
Banana cross the road you chicken nerd

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What do you call a tall, obese computer nerd with a bladder control problem.
A Big Fат Geek Wetting.

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"There's no escape..."
... Says a nerd in front of a broken keyboard.

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Nerd joke of the week
If Frodo is a Hobbit, are 8 Frodos a Hobbyte?

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A nerd was invited to compete in the Trigonometry Mathletic Competition...
He said:
"Sine me up!"

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(Nerd joke warning) What do you call a pharmacy that *may* exist?
An hypothecary

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What's a кinкy nerd into?
Usbdsm

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My kid is a Geography nerd, he's 3....
He says,
"When I'm Hungary, I eat Turkey!" I can never out dad-joke this fella.

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What do you say to a nerd that broke their arm?
Wow, ***algebraic*** it?

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