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If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.

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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?
HeHe

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3 Database SQL walked into a NoSQL bar.
A little while later they walked out because they couldn't find a table.

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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.

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Q: What is the chemical formula for "banana"?
A: BaNa2

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Q: What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?
A: One molar solution.

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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"

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Q: What do you call a programmer from Finland?
A: Nerdic.

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Q: What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?
A: A ferrous wheel.

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Q: What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?
A: He was booked for a salt and battery.

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How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh?
Ten-tickles.

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Q: What do computers and air conditions have in common?
A: They're both become useless when you open windows.

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A programmer had a problem.
He decided to use Java.
He now has a ProblemFactory.

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Q: 0 is false and 1 is true, right?
A: 1.

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Schrodinger’s cat walks into a bar.
And doesn’t.

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Q: Why did the computer go to the dentist?
A: Because it had Bluetooth.

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Q: Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?
A: He got Avogadro's number!

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Q: Why accountants don't read novels?
A: Because the only numbers in them are page numbers.

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Q: What element is a girl's future best friend?
A: Carbon.

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Q: What happens when spectroscopists are idle?
A: They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.

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