One-Liner Jokes

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Q: How many blonde jokes are there?
A: One. The rest are all true stories.

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Men vs Women Jokes Blonde Jokes One-Liner Jokes

I sat in my haircutters chair and said: "Make me look sеxy".
She started drinking...

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Has does a blonde have safe sеx?
She locks the car door.

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Theres a store in my neighborhood called Futon World. I love that name, Futon World. Makes me think of a magical place that becomes less comfortable over time.

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One-Liner Jokes

A psychologist is selling a video that teaches you how to test your dog’s IQ. Here’s how it works:
If you spend $19.99 for the video, your dog is smarter than you.

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Animal Jokes One-Liner Jokes Psychology and Psychiatry Jokes Dog jokes

Doctor to a woman:
"You look exhausted, have you been taking 3 meals a day like I told you?"
Woman replies:
"Oh, my... I thought you said 3 males a day."

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One-Liner Jokes Medical and Doctor Jokes

A man went to the doctor with a mystery ailment.
The doctor asked:
"Do you drink to excess?"
The man replied:
"I’ll drink to anything."

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One-Liner Jokes Medical and Doctor Jokes

Happy Friday Everyone!

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One-Liner Jokes Friday jokes

Happy Monday Morning

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One-Liner Jokes Monday jokes

There is one TV psychologist who is a compulsive over-eater. They call him Doctor Fill My Craw.

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“Boss can I have a week off around Christmas?”
“It’s May...”
“Sorry. May I have a week off around Christmas?”

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One-Liner Jokes Christmas Jokes Boss Jokes

Holmes and Watson went to a vegan restaurant that served only tree dishes. Watson asked Holmes how he would order. Sherlock replied “Elm entree, my dear.”

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One-Liner Jokes Vegan and Vegetarian Jokes Restaurant Jokes

My niece, pregnant with her second child, was certain she wanted an epidural for pain management during childbirth. Her doctor asked her at which stage of labor she wanted the epidural administered.
Her response:
"Just meet me in the parking lot!"

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Medical and Doctor Jokes One-Liner Jokes

Q: What do you call a blonde with one brain cell? A: Gifted.
Q: What do you call a blonde with two brain cells? A: Pregnant.
Q: What do you call a blonde with more than two brain cells? A: A golden retriever.

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Blonde Jokes One-Liner Jokes

There's a new hat that cures insomnia. It's called the Slumbero.

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I look up to milkmen. They're borne litres.

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The Lee family has been really stressing me out!
Perhaps you know them...
Emotional Lee, Physical Lee, Mental Lee and let’s not forget Financial Lee!

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One-Liner Jokes

The Harvard School of Medicine did a study of why women like Chinese food so much.
The study revealed that this is due to the fact that 'Won Ton' spelled backward is 'Not Now'.

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One-Liner Jokes School Jokes

I'm not a complete idiот...
Some parts are still missing!

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One-Liner Jokes

Decades ago, watching late night TV was found to be Carsonogenic.

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One-Liner Jokes