One-Liner Jokes

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I woke up the other morning and there was a new fridge in my kitchen. It was like Amana from heaven.

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Smoking will кill you.
Bacon will кill you.
But smoking bacon will cure it!

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What do you call an eternity?
Four blondes at a four-way stop.

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Blonde Jokes One-Liner Jokes

How to catch a kangaroo? Hire a boundy hunter.

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During Chanakuh do they deck the challahs?

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Next season, Walter White becomes a baseball slugger, in Breaking Bat.

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A Chuck Norris edition of Clue was to be released, but the answer was always:
"Chuck Norris. In The Library. With a Roundhouse Kick."

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Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I'm under such a lot of stress, I keep losing my temper with people.
Doctor: Tell me about your problem.
Patient: I just did, didn't I, you sтuрid fool!!

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A blonde got a deck of playing cards as a gift but she couldn't find anyone to play solitaire with.

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Blonde Jokes One-Liner Jokes

Why did the blonde try and steal a police car? A: She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.

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Blonde Jokes One-Liner Jokes

What does a blonde have in common with a noodle? A: They both wiggle when you eat them.

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Blonde Jokes One-Liner Jokes

What do you call blonde twins doing bubble gum commercials? Double-dumb. Submitted by CalamjoEdited by Curtis

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Blonde Jokes One-Liner Jokes

A lawyer is settling accounts with his client.
"Let's do it this way," he says,
"Pay me $5000 now and then $400 a month."
"Gee," the client says,
"I feel like I'm paying for a car."
Lawyer replies,
"You are! And it's a nice one too."

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What did the blondes left leg say to her right leg?
Between the two of us, we can make a lot of money.

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Blonde Jokes One-Liner Jokes

"Diск Cheney accidentally shot a fellow hunter, a 78 year old lawyer. In fact, when people found out he shot a lawyer, his popularity is now at 92 percent." -- Jay Leno

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One-Liner Jokes Lawyer Jokes

A defendant in a lawsuit involving large sums of money was saying to his lawyer, "If I lose this case, I'll be ruined."

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One-Liner Jokes Lawyer Jokes

A farmer named Clyde had a car accident. In court, the trucking company's fancy lawyer was questioning Clyde.

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One-Liner Jokes Lawyer Jokes

Why can't blondes be pharmacists? A: They can't figure out how to fit the perscription bottle in the typewriter.

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Blonde Jokes One-Liner Jokes

The other day my neighbor, who is blonde, came running up to me in the driveway jumping for joy! I didn't know why she was jumping so excitedly but I thought, "What the heck," and I starting jumping up and down along with her.

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Blonde Jokes One-Liner Jokes

My risqué Ph. D philosophy thesis, ‘The Metaphysics of Raw Sewage', was received with in crud duality.

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