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Fат chicks are like refrigerators. Large, full of food, and you probably shouldn't have sеx with it.

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Facebook has made more changes than Obama.

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A man asks, “God, why did you make woman so beautiful?” God responded, ”So you would love her.” The man asks, “But God, why did you make her so dumb?” God replied, “So she would love you.”

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A guy gets pulled over by a female cop.
He said, " I wasn't aware the kitchen had a speed limit."

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We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.

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My Mom + My Dad - Соndом = Coolest Person Ever

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I'm more confused than a hobo in a house arrest.

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I like my friends how I like my coffee, and I don't have any coffee...

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I accidentally called 911, so I set my house on fire so I wouldn't look sтuрid.

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Careful girls, fат guys just wanna get inside your pantries

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A man was involved in an auto accident. A policeman ran up to the car and asked, "Are you seriously injured?" The man said, "How should I know? I'm a doctor not a lawyer."

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To me, drinking responsively means don't spill it.

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I'm as bored as a sluт on her period.

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I think my phone is broken. I pressed home and I'm still at school!

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I love the relationship I have with my bed. No commitment and we sleep together every night.

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Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

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Q: What is a parrot's favorite game?
A: Hide and Speak!

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Q: What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
A: Your Honor.
Q: What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?
A: Senator.

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I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already.

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I'm allergic to haters, side effects may cause me to slap a вiтсh.

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