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I wonder if Earth makes fun of the Moon for having no life.
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I don't always get asked out on a date.
But when I do... It's on April 1st.
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Мен не ме канят често на срещи. Но когато ме поканят, обикновено е първи април
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Ghosts sit around the campfire and tell Chuck Norris stories.
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Every girl is beautiful, sometimes it just takes the right amount of alcohol to see it.
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"Yesterday, scientists revealed that вееr contains small traces of female hormones. To prove their theory, the scientists fed 100 men 12 pints of вееr and observed that 100% of them gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became emotional, couldn't drive, and refused to apologize when wrong. No further testing is planned."
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Пивото има женски хормони Алкохолот содржи женски хормони?! Θηλυκές ορμονες Абе вярно ли е, че в бирата слагат женски хормони? Учени са открили женски хормони в бирата! Последние исследования показали, что в пиве содержится высокая концентрация женских гормонов. Unterhalten sich zwei Männer, sagt der eine: Wusstest du schon, dass Bier weibliche Hormone enthält. Nicht?! Die Wissenschaft fand heraus, daß man, wenn man zu viel Bier trinkt, viel Blödsinn redet. Cientistas descobrem que após a fermentação, a cerveja passa por uma transformação química e libera um composto parecido com o hormônio feminino. Deve ser por isso que quando tomamos uma cerveja: — A gente começa a falar demais; — Ri à toa; — E dirige mal. Il est scientifiquement prouvé que n'importe quel alcool contient des hormones féminines: Quand on en boit trop, on parle beaucoup, on dit des conneries et on conduit mal. För en tid sedan föreslog kanadensiska forskare att männen borde se över sin ölkonsumtion. Till grund för detta uttalande låg en undersökning som visar att öl innehåller kvinnliga könshormoner.... "Ich glaube, im Bier sind weibliche Hormone?" "Wie kommst denn da drauf?" "Ganz einfach: Immer wenn ich zuviel davon trinke, kann ich nicht mehr Auto fahren." CONFIRMADO! CERVEJA TEM HORMONIOS FEMININOS! QUANDO VOCÊ BEBE DEMAIS: VC GASTA MAIS DO QUE TEM. SÓ FALA BESTEIRA. E DIRIJE MAL! Uma pesquisa feita por professores de Cambridge confirma: Todas as bebidas alcoólicas contém hormônio feminino. Sim pois quem bebe demais dirige mal e só fala besteira Yesterday, government scientists suggested that men should take a look at their beer consumption, considering the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.... In bier zitten vrouwelijke hormonen; Hoe meer je drinkt, hoe meer je praat en hoe slechter je gaat rijden. Kaverus totesi toiselle baaritiskillä: Oluessa on pakko olla naishormoneja. Miten niin? toinen kaverus vastasi. Koska aina kun juon liikaa, puhun jonnin joutavia, enkä osaa ajaa autoa. Weten jullie dat er in bier vrouwelijke hormonen zitten? Als je tien glazen bier op hebt, begin je allerlei onzin uit te kramen…en je gaat je overal mee bemoeien.. en je kunt dan ook geen auto meer... Forskere ved Helsedepartementet i Canada foreslo, på bakgrunn av analyser som viser innhold av kvinnelige hormoner i øl, at man skulle gjøre et vitenskapelig forsøk for å avdekke hvordan dette i... Øl En forskning har vist at der er kvindelige hormoner i øl. Det forklare vel, hvorfor mænd er så dumme at høre på efter 6-7 øl? Amerikassa on tehty merkittävä tiedelöytö. Olut sisältää pieniä määriä naishormoneja. Todistaakseen teoriansa tiedemiehet juottivat sadalle miehelle 12 tuopillista olutta kullekin, ja tulokset... Vorige week hebben wetenschappers de resultaten bekend gemaakt van een onderzoek dat aantoont dat bier kleine hoeveelheden vrouwelijke hormonen bevat. Om hun theorie te bewijzen, gaven ze honderd... Im Bier sind weibliche Hormone! Woher weißt du das? Wenn ich mehrere trinke kann ich nicht mehr Autofahren und rede dummes Zeug! ¿ Sabías que la cerveza tiene hormonas femeninas ?,le dice un borracho en un bar a otro. - No te creo. - Si, fijate si tomas demasiado, empiezas a hablar mucho y manejas el auto de lo peor. - Stiati ca berea contine hormoni feminini? - Cum asa!? - Daca bei bere, vorbesti aiurea si Nu stii sa conduci. Dizem que estão colocando hormonio feminino na cerveja, é, porque quando o homem bebe, só fala besteira e dirige muito mal Im Bier sind tatsächlich weibliche Hormone. Wenn ich davon zu viel trinke, labere ich nur noch Stuß und kann nicht mehr Autofahren. There are a lot of female hormones in beer. When I drink five bottles I also can't drive a car and start behaving illogically. Det er nu videnskabeligt bevidst at man bliver mere feminin af at drikke øl! Dette fandt man ud af ved at give 10 mænd 15 øl hver og så observerer deres opførsel: de gik alle op i vægt, kunne ikke...
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What did the 0 say to the 8?
Nice belt.
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Stable relationships are for horses.
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Men are proof that women can take a joke.
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Men are like a fine wine.
They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something we'd want to have dinner with.
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I put the fun in funeral.
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I named my hard drive "dat аss" so once a month my computer asks if I want to 'back dat аss up'.
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I can't stand being in a wheelchair.
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When Alexander Веll invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.
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Когато Александър Бел изобретил телефона видял, Александър Греъм Бел изобретил телефона през 1875. Когато го включил за първи път, видял, че има две пропуснати повиквания. Als Bell das Telefon erfand hatte er bereits drei Anrufe in Abwesenheit von Chuck Norris. When Bell invented the telephone, there were already three Chuck Noris missed calls. Wie Alexander Graham Bell das Telefon erfand, hatte er schon drei unbeantwortete Anrufe von Chuck Norris. När Alexander Graham Bell uppfann telefonen hade han tre missade samtal från Chuck Norris. Kun Alexander Bell keksi puhelimen, hänellä oli jo 3 vastaamatonta puhelua Chuck Norrisilta Δύο αναπάντητες από τον Chuck Norris. Amikor Bell kitalálta a telefont, már volt két nem fogadott hívása Chuck Norristól.
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Today I feel like a тамроn.
In a good place... at the wrong time.
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Relationships are like fат people, they never workout.
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If you can't afford a holiday vacation, just drink until you don't know where you are.
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I was going to make a gаy sеx joke. Вuтт fuск it.
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I go to school where students are higher than their grades.
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Congrats to Lebron's fiance who now leads the family with one ring.
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Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
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Бесконечно Bis unendlich zählen Чък Норис е единственият човек броил два пъти до безкрайност. Чък Норис може да брои до безкрайност. Chuck Norris a déjà compté jusqu'à l'infini. Deux fois. Chuck Norris har räknat till oändligheten, två gånger. Chuck Norris has counted to infinity, twice. Chuck Norris ha contado hasta el número infinito... dos veces. Chuck Norris policzył do nieskończoności. Dwa razy. Rysiu też, ale na palcach jednej ręki. Chuck Norris doliczył do nieskończoności. Dwa razy. Chuck Norris napočítal do nekonečna. Dvakrát.
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