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Prison is just one word to you...
But for some people, it's a whole sentence.
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Cleaning mud can lead to a life of grime. It's a slippery slop.
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Eating beans gives me a pulse hating headache.
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Descartes walked into a bar and ordered a вееr.
“Want another?” asked the bartender.
“I think not,” Descartes replied. Then he disappeared.
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I dont care about the museum, I only care that people think Im the kind of guy who goes to museums.
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What did the blonde do when he heard that 90% of accidents occur within five miles of home? He moved ten miles away.
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What do you get when you cross an impressionist painter with a New York City cab driver? A: You get Vincent Van Go Fuск Yourself.
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“Brewery workers demand for concessional вееr for their consumption, was considered on a case by case basis, and a ration-ale decision was reached by the management.”
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"I wonder why old man Smith puts all his savings under his pillow every night?"
"Maybe he wants people to know that he has enough money to retire on?"
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A customer walked into a bar and said, “I’ll have a pint of less, please.”
“Less?” queried the bartender. “What’s that?”
“I don’t know either,” said the customer, “but my doctor told me to drink less.”
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The guy who sipped his beers was into malt licker.
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What does a blonde do when she wakes up? Go home!
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“The doctor told the patient to use a Q-tip. It went in one ear and out the other.”
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Did you hear about the new household cleaner just put on the market? It's called "Bachelor."Why?Because it works fast, and leaves no ring.
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When you die, which part of your body is LAST to die?
Your eyes... they dilate!
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In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized.
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How did the blonde break her arm? A: she fell out of a tree while she was raking leaves.
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Make out your Chopin Liszt early before Debussy season, when you have time to check out Verdi good bargains are, can still get gifts Faure good price, not have to Handel large crowds and have time to give Bach things you decide you don't want.
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Everyday, Chuck Norris goes for a short walk, just to keep the planet spinning.
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Doctor: Did you know that there are more than 1,000 bones in the human body?
Larry: Shhh, doctor! There are three dogs outside in the waiting room!
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