One-Liner Jokes

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Kickass this if your bored and you went on a joke website.

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One-Liner Jokes

Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead it is just afriad to move.

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Chuck Norris Jokes One-Liner Jokes

Believe that you can and you're halfway there.

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One-Liner Jokes Monday jokes

An old lady at the bank asked me if I could help her check her balance.
So I pushed her over.

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One-Liner Jokes Jokes about Women Old People Jokes Banker Jokes

Why do you run when a blonde throws a pin at you ?????
She's holding the grenade

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One-Liner Jokes Blonde Jokes

Stop editing your pics. What if you go missing? How do you expect us to find you if you look like Beyonce on Facebook and Chief Keef in person.

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"Don't swallow these pills," the doctor said, handing the overweight patient a bottle of pills. "Instead, spill them on the floor three times a day and pick them up one by one."

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One-Liner Jokes Medical and Doctor Jokes

– “Dad, how do stars die?”
– “Usually an overdose.”

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Why are priests called father? - Because its too suspicious to call them daddy.

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Priest Jokes One-Liner Jokes Dad Jokes Priest Jokes

On Halloween we will not pun. Instead we make candied observations.

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Halloween Jokes One-Liner Jokes

Chuck Norris uses pepper spray to clear his sinuses.

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One-Liner Jokes Chuck Norris Jokes

We live in a society where the relationship status on Facebook is more official than a wedding ring.

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Facebook Jokes One-Liner Jokes Relationship Jokes

Q: How does a blonde part her hair?
A: By doing the splits.

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Blonde Jokes One-Liner Jokes

Halloween not only stays fun, but gets funner -- if thats a word. Like, Halloween when youre a kid, you dress up in a costume: free candy. You grow up, dress up in a costume: drunк as ваlls. Its awesome

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I tried to make a living rowing cows across a river. It was just income paddle bull with my lifestyle.

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One-Liner Jokes

Doctor to a blonde patient: Don't breathe.

Patient: Why doctor? Did you fаrт?

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Medical and Doctor Jokes Blonde Jokes One-Liner Jokes

You're not fат, you're just... easier to see.

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Attitude Jokes One-Liner Jokes Fat Jokes

If Thanksgiving is your left leg and Christmas is your right leg, can I visit between the holidays?

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Thanksgiving Jokes Sex Jokes Christmas Jokes One-Liner Jokes

My childhood crush and I are finally getting married this year! Me in August, and her in November.

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One-Liner Jokes

A dumb blonde was bragging about her knowledge of the state capitals of the United States. She proudly announced, "Go ahead, ask me any of the capitals, I know all of them."
A red head said, "O.K., what's the capital of Wyoming?"
The blonde replied, "Oh, that's easy, 'W'."

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Blonde Jokes One-Liner Jokes