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Каква е разликата между комара и блондинката? Цицање Плавуша и комарец Η Ξανθιά και το κουνούπι Quelle est la différence entre les moustiques et les femmes ?Les moustiques, quand ils sucent, ils avalent, eux. What's a difference between a blond and a mosquito? Connaissez-vous la différence entre un moustique et une blonde? Was ist der Unterschied zwischen einer Blondine und einem Blutegel? Wenn man dem Blutegel auf den Kopf haut, hört er auf zu saugen. Која е разликата помеѓу плавуша и комарец? Комарецот откако ке го удриш престанува да цица! Vous savez quelle est la différence entre une blonde et un moustique ? Et bien le moustique arrête de sucer quand on lui tape sur le front. Vad är det för skillnad på en mygga och en blondin? Blondinen får suga färdigt. Quel est la différence entre un moustique et une prostituée ? Quand tu tapes le moustique il arrête de te sucer Hvad er forskellen på en myg og en blondine? – Myggen stopper med at suge når man klapper den. Hvad er forskellen på en blondine og en myg? Hvad er forskellen på en blondine og en myg? - En myg holder selv op med suge, når den har fået nok! Hvad er forskellen på en myg og en kvinde? Kvinden får lov til at sutte færdig, før hun får et klask i røven! Wat is het verschil tussen een dom blondje en een mug? Een mug houdt op met zuigen als je hem slaat en een dom blondje niet? Hva er forskjellen på ei blondine og en mygg? - Blondinen fortsetter å suge dersom du klapser til henne.. Mitä eroa on sääskellä ja blondilla? - Sääski lakkaa imemästä jos sitä lyö. - Vad är det för skillnad på en rysk ubåt och en blondin? - Väldigt få har varit inne i en rysk ubåt. - Vet du vad det är för skillnad mellan en mygga och en blondin ? - Man sl�r myggan innan den har sugit f�rdigt - Vad är det för skillnad på en kvinna och en mygga? - Myggan låter man inte suga klart. Kuo skiriasi blondinė nuo uodo? Tuo, kad uodui davus per galvą, jis nebečiulpia... Sapete quale è la differenza tra una zanzara e una donna? che la zanzara rompe solo d'estate la donna tutto l'anno.
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Q: What kind of bees produce milk?
A: Boobies
Q: What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?
A: Slow down. And possibly use a lubricant.
Q: Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?
A: They don’t have ваlls to scratch.
Q: Why Are crippled people always picked on?
A: Because they can’t stand up for themselves
Q: What did the banana say to the viвrатоr?
A: Why are YOU shaking? She’s going to eat me!
Q:Why do dwarfs laugh when they play soccer?
A:The grass tickles their balls
Q: What does a 75 year old woman have between her вrеаsтs that a 25 year old doesn’t?
A: Her navel.
Q: What does a good bar and a good woman have in common?
A: Liquor in the front and poker in the back!
Q: Why does the Easter Bunny hide Easter eggs?
A: He doesn’t want anyone knowing he’s been fсuкing the chickens!
Q: When does a cub become a boy scout?
A: When he eats his first Brownie.
Q: What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
A: Wiped his аss.
Q: What does a woman and Kentucky Fried Chicken have in common?
A: By the time you’re finished with the вrеаsт and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your воnе in.
Q: Why doesn’t Mexico have an Olympic team?
A: Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S.
Q: How do you embarrass an archaeologist?
A: Give him a used тамроn and ask him which period it came from.
Q: What do you call a bunny with a веnт diск?
A: FUСКS FUNNY
Q: What’s 6 inches long and starts with a p?
A: ……….. a sh1t (think about it)
Q: Why is being in the military like a вlоw-job?
A. The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel.
Q: Whats the best thing about a 18 year old girl in the shower?
A: Slick her hair back she looks 15..
Q: What’s strong enough for a man but made for a woman?
A: The back of my hand.
Q: What do you call 300 white men chasing a black man?
A: The PGA tour.
Q: What is a vаginа?
A: The box a реnis comes in.
Q: How is a woman like a road?
A: Both have manholes.
Q: How many Emo kids does it take to sсrеw in a lightbulb?
A: None, they all sit in the dark and cry.
Q: How man Sorority girls does it take to sсrеw in a light bulb?
A: Two, One to sсrеw it in, and one to take a picture.
Q: How do you кill a rетаrd?
A: Give him a knife and say “Who’s special?”
Q: What does a gangbanger have in common with a soda machine?
A: They both don’t work and always take your money.
Q: Why are there only two pallbearers at a homeless guys funeral?
A: There are only two handles on a garbage can.
Q: How do they say “fсuк you” in Los Angeles?
A: Trust me.
Q: How do you get tickets to the Тамроn 100?
A: Pull some strings.
Q: How do you start a parade in the ghetto?
A: Roll a 40 down the street.
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