One-Liner Jokes

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Jupiter's Great Red Spot isn't a storm. It's where Chuck Norris puts his victims.

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Q: What happens when you give Viаgrа to lawyers?
A: They grow taller!

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Three little old ladies were sitting on a park bench when a flasher came by in only an overcoat and opened it as wide as it could go.
The first little old lady had a sтrоке, the second little old lady also had a sтrоке, but the third little old lady couldn't reach.

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Q: Why can't you tell blondes knock-knock jokes?
A: They always leave to go answer the door.

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Q: How many psychiatrists does it take to sсrеw in a light bulb?
A: One, but it takes five sessions.

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A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.
The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord and nothing happens.
She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.
The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells, "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"

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Halloween not only stays fun, but gets funner -- if thats a word. Like, Halloween when youre a kid, you dress up in a costume: free candy. You grow up, dress up in a costume: drunк as ваlls. Its awesome

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Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant.
The steak did what it was told.

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Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost.

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I made the mistake of moving in with a hippie. Hippie roommate -- horrible mistake. Apparently, when they say peace and love, what they really mean is filthy and annoying.

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A Lawyer was addressing a doctor in court.
Lawyer: Dr. Kirby, did you say the victim was stabbed in the jungle?
Doctor Kirby: No, I said he was stabbed in the lumbar region.

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I didn't want to walk in the woods. But I was forest.

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What's the difference between Viаgrа and Al Gore..... Viаgrа really works !

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One time at this party I walked up to a stunning golden-haired woman and said,
"You know, gentlemen prefer blondes." She smiled a coy smile and answered, "You know, I'm not really a blonde." I smiled, "Good. I'm not really a gentleman."

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Did you hear about the Hindu yogi who was having a filling put in a tooth? When the dentist asked him if he wanted novocaine, the yogi said,
"No. I can transcend dental medication."

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What do you call two blondes driving a convertible with the top down?
Dual Airbags!

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What does a blonde think an innuendo is? An Italian suppository.

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Three blondes are sitting on a park bench eating ice cream cones. One is suскing hers, one is biting hers, one is licking hers. Which one is married? The one with the wedding ring.

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What did the blonde do when her tooth fell out?
She tried to glue it back on with toothpaste.

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Why do Blondes like tilt steering? Because theres more head room.

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