One-Liner Jokes

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I have found some ways to use feminism to my own advantage -- mostly to remain lazy and disgusting.

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So they ask me, Would you like to answer your secret security password question? I think, Oh yeah, surely I can answer a question posed by slightly younger me.

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I do not understand why people write letters to magazines. It accomplishes nothing; its pointless. [If] you want to see your name in print that bad, write on a piece of paper and look at it: Ah, there it is. Just as I always dreamed.

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When Arnold says "I'll be back" in the Terminator movie it is implied that he's going to ask Chuck Norris for help.

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Chuck Norris was originally cast as Jack Bauer in 24, but was replaced by the producers when he managed to кill every terrorist and save the day in 12 minutes and 37 seconds.

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On her way home from a long trip, a blonde drove past a sign that said "CLEAN RESTROOMS 8 MILES". By the time she drove eight miles, she had cleaned 43 restrooms.

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- Mom! I’m a 3d printer!
- Oh come on, Tommy, close the door when you роор.

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Q: What do you call 24 blondes in a box?
A: A case of empties!

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Why did the blonde have empty вееr cans in her fridge?
For people who don't drink.

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Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.

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A doctor is talking to a car mechanic, "Your fee is several times more per hour then we get paid for medical care."
"Yeah, but you see, doc, you have always the same model, it hasn't changed since Adam; but we have to keep up to date with new models coming every month."

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'My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that.''

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Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a solar powered calculator?
A: The blonde works in the dark!

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Q: How does a blonde part her hair?
A: By doing the splits.

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Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone.
This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.

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A man with a bag of Lays potato сhiрs taunted Chuck Norris:
"Betcha can't eat just one!" Chuck Norris ate the сhiрs, the bag, and the man.

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Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know when Chuck Norris is going to кill you.

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Hes like, Hey, man, where are you from? So I told him, Im from Queens, New York. And then hes like, No, I mean where are you really from? Which, for those of you who dont know, thats code for, No, I mean, why arent you white?

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How do white fairytales start? "Once upon a time,"
How do black fairytales start? "N*** you ain't gonna believe this!"

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Why did the Police Officer put a вrа on the road?
To put a воовy trap.

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