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Harlem does the Chuck Norris shake.
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Chuck Norris wrote all the Choose Your Own Adventure books under pen names to hide the fact that they are autobiographical.
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Two programmers walked along the street. They saw a beautiful blonde not far away and one of them said,
"Too bad that girls has no standard interface."
"They have," replied the other programmer, "but there is no standard way to get to it."
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There were nine blondes and a brunette hanging of a rope 100 stories high. They had decided that one of them had to get off. They argued and argued and finally the brunette said "I'll go." The brunette made a touching speech and all the blondes clapped.
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A lot of people are wearing t-shirts with pictures of people that inspire them to do stuff. I wear a picture of my son cause no one inspires me to work harder than my son. Its also a constant reminder to wear a соndом.
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Patient: Doctor I think I've been bitten by a vampire.
Doctor: Drink this water.
Patient: Will this make me feel better?
Doctor: No, but I'll be able to see leaks and know where the vampire bit you.
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The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.
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Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover.
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A guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked.
She stuck her head out and said, "Yes, No, Yes, No, Yes..."
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Какво отговоря блондинка като я попиташ дали мигачът мига? Две блондинки се возят в кола. Един борец казал на друг: Blonde Rides Shotgun The Blonde and the Blinker Δυο ξανθιές στο αμάξι Скъпа, погледни дали свети преден десен мигач! Што одговара плавуша кога ја прашуваат дали работи жмигавецот на колата: Zwei Österreicher überprüfen ihr Auto: - Vet du vad norrmännen säger om blinkersen i bilen? - Fungerer, fungerer ikke... C'est deux belges qui sont dans une voiture et le préparent pour partir en vacances. Le conducteur dis au passager - Va voir si le clignotant marche bien s'il te plaît. - Ouais, ouais, tout de... Carabinieri in auto: "Appuntato guarda se la freccia funziona". "Ora si', ora no, ora si', ora no ..." Det var en norrman, en dansk och Bellman som skulle köpa bil. Bellman ville prova ljusen och norrmannen ställde sig bakom bilen för att kontrollera ljusen. Bellman slog på ljuset. - Ja det... A man got in a taxi cab to be driven to work. They were about to turn a corner, but had to wait for the light. The taxi cab driver wasn’t sure his blinkers were working so he said to the man "will... A husband is driving with her blonde wife, the husband says "Can you stick your head out the window if the blinker works?" T hen the blonde sticks her head out the window and replies, "Yes, No,... Kevin, schaust du mal bitte, ob der Blinker hinten funktioniert? Kevin: Ja geht, nein, doch jetzt wieder, jetzt wieder nicht. Un tipo le dice a la mujer rubia: - Andrea, hazme el favor y mírame si funciona el intermitente derecho. Andrea sale y dice: - Sí, no, sí, no. What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is working? Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Det var en Svensk turist som var ute och åkte bil i Norge. Han svängde in på en verkstad för att kolla så att alla lampor på bilen fungerade. - Kan jag få hjälp med en sak? Frågade svensken. -... Det var två norr män som skulle åka bil. Då sa den som skulle köra till den andra: - Kan du gå ur och kolla så blinkersen funkar? - Okej, sa han och gick ut för att titta. Så satte han som skulle... P: O que uma loira te responde quando você pergunta se o pisca-pisca está funcionando? — Está; não está; Está. Não está... Ein Mann bittet eine Blondine sich hinter sein Auto zu stellen, um ihm zu sagen, ob sein Blinker funktioniert. Blondine geht hinters Auto und ruft: Ja Nein Ja Nein Ja Nein..... A guy asked a blonde if his blinkers were working and she replied On,off,on,off Two blondes are driving down the road, the driver turns to the passengar and says can you tell me if my blinker is working. So the passengar sticks her head out the window and says... A guy driving his car asks his blonde girlfriend to stick her head out of the window and check to see if the blinkers are working, she sticks her head out and tells the boyfriend to go ahead I'm... This guy picked up a dumb hitchhiker, and he said, 'Before we go any place, there might be something wrong with my right rear blinker. Will you go back there and check it?' The guy went back there.... Quando uma pessoa pergunta para uma loira se o pisca-pisca do carro está funcionado o que ela diz? R.. tá , nao tá , tá, nao tá , tá , nao tá....
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As the lawyer woke up after surgery, he said, "Why are all the blinds drawn?"
The doctor answered, "There's a big fire across the street, and we didn't want you to think the operation was a failure."
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What does a blonde do when her computer freezes?
She sticks it in the microwave.
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Q: Why can't a blonde dial 911?
A: She can't find the eleven.
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¿Por qué los gallegos no pueden marcar el 911?. Q: Why can't a blonde dial 911? A: Because she couldn't find the 11 Soru: Bir sarışın acil bir durumda neden 112’yi arayamaz? Cevap: Çünkü telefonda 11 tuşunu bulamayacağı için. Въпрос към радио "Ереван": - Защо блондинка не може да набере 911? Отговор на радиото: - Ами защото не може да набере 11... Varför kunde inte blondinen skriva siffran elva? Hon visste inte vilken etta som kom först Miksi blondi ei osaa kirjoittaa lukua “yksitoista”? Hän ei tiedä, kumpi ykkönen tulee ensin. Q: Why couldn't the blonde write the number eleven? A: She didn't know what one came first.
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A wife asked her husband:
"What do you like most in me my pretty face or my sеxy body?"
He looked at her from head to toe and replied:
"I like your sense of humor."
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Sotia isi intreaba sotul: - Dragule, ce-ti place mai mult la mine: trupul meu perfect, sau fata mea foarte frumoasa? Sotul raspunde: - Simtul umorului!
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My boyfriend and I broke up.
He wanted to get married... I didn't want him to.
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Don't you hate it when someone answers their own questions?
I do.
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“What is my favorite kind of pie on Thanksgiving? Pun kin, of course!”
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A guy shows up late for work.
The boss yells "You should have been here at 8:30!"
he replies:
"Why? What happened at 8:30?"
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They wanted to put Chuck Norris's face on Mount Rushmore, but the granite wasn't hard enough for his beard.
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Why did the blonde fail her drivers liscence?
She wasn't used to the front seat!
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I went to the doctor to see if he can help me to stop smoking .
He suggested that every time I felt like smoking I should reach for a chocolate bar.
It didn't work, because no matter how hard I tried I couldn't get the chocolate bar to light.
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