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Chuck Norris is ambidextrous.
He can do Roundhouse kicks with his left and right leg.
All at the same time.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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Monday - just like this guy just started cleaning the snow roof
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A blonde goes to the doctor's and find out she is pregnant with twins. She starts crying and the doctor asks her what's wrong. She replies,
"I know who the dad is for one of them but I don't know who the dad is for the other one!"
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Take my advice - I'm not using it.
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I wasn’t planning on going for a run today, but those cops came out of nowhere
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Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?
Because from a distance they looked like hares.
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Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone.
This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.
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Chuck Norris can hear sign language.
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Chuck Norris once pushed a door that said,"pull."
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Leading hand sanitizers claim they can кill 99.9 percent of germs.
Chuck Norris can кill 100 percent of whatever he wants.
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Why did the blonde fail her drivers liscence?
She wasn't used to the front seat!
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My iPhone battery dies quicker than a black guy in a scary movie.
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I bet nerdy kids in math call their friends Algebros.
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Today's Halloween Specials:
Ghoulash, scream beans, scalped potatoes, and Mummy's tomb-make booberry pie with I scream.
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Everybody loves Raymond. Except for Chuck Norris.
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Human cloning is outlawed because if Chuck Norris were cloned, then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.
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Why couldn't the egg cross the road?
He was a chicken.
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Back 2 work, it's Monday!
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How come legacy programmers get Halloween and Christmas confused?
Because Oct 31 = Dec 25 (Octal 31 = Decimal 25)
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Мешање Weihnachten und Silvester verwechseln Pourquoi les programmeurs mélangent toujours Noël et l'Halloween ? - Parce que DEC 25 = OCT 31 (25 décimales (dec), équivalent à 31 octets (oct),), Q: Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas? A: Because Oct 31 == Dec 25! Warum verwechseln Mathematiker Weihnachten und Halloween? Warum verwechseln Informatiker Halloween und Weihnachten? Oct(31) == dec(25) Proč si matfyzáci pletou Vánoce s Halloweenem? Protože DEC 25 je to samé, co OCT 31. - Kodėl programuotojai kartais maišo Helovyną su Kalėdomis? - Nes Oct 31 lygu Dec 25.
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