One-Liner Jokes

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Boss:
"Working hard here, Jimmy?"
Jimmy:
"Ever since I heard you coming down the stairs, boss!"

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The doorbell rings. A man opens the door and there's his mother-in-law on the front step.
She asks, "Can I stay here for a few days?"
The man says,
"Sure you can." And he closes the door.

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Chuck Norris can speak Russian... In Chinese.

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Wouldn't exercise be more fun if calories screamed while you burned them?

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Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards.
Chuck Norris can throw Brett Favre even further.

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You know you are getting old when the smile beside your bedside isn't that same smile. It's your teeth in a jam jar

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As soon as the dentist asked the patient to sit down, he pulled out his wallet. Seeing this the dentist said,
"Please don't, you don't need to pay me now."
The patient answered:
"Pay you! I just want to count my money before I'm unconscious!"

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Do you know what always catches my eye? Short people with umbrellas

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Usually when kids go to sleep they sleep with a teddy bear...
Chuck Norris sleeps with an actual bear

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How can you tell a blonde's been in your fridge?
There is lipstick on the cucumber.

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After discussing the “food chain” with my fifth grade class, I told them their weekend homework was to write a sentence showing they understood the meaning of the term. On Monday morning, one student handed this in:
“Burger King is my favorite food chain.”

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The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

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Welcome to America- Where being obese is genetics but being gаy is a choice.

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A spouse is someone who'll stand by you through all the trouble you wouldn't have had if you'd stayed single.

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The US government is throwing away millions of unused stamps with pictures of favorite lawyers on them.
The people that use them don’t know which side to spit on!

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When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.

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I don't want to startle anyone, but Becky on Facebook cannot believe how fast the weekend flew by.

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Chuck Norris doesn't mow his lawn, he dares his grass to grow.

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I'm not saying that the customer service in my bank is bad, but when I went in the other day and asked the clerk to check my balance, she leaned over and pushed me.

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There is no "ctrl" button on Chuck Norris's computer.
Chuck norris is always in control

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