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Social climbers are trying to reach higher into the statusphere.

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There were two brunettes in the front of a truck, and three blondes in the back. They rolled off a cliff into the ocean. The brunettes survived, but the blondes died. Why? They couldn't get the tailgate open.

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Blonde Jokes One-Liner Jokes

One salesgirl in a candy store always had customers lined up waiting while other girls stood around idle.
The store owner asked for her secret.
"It's easy," she said. "The others scoop up more than a pound and then start taking away. I scoop up less, then add to it."

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Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.

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Chuck Norris Jokes One-Liner Jokes

The grass farmer was criminally charged after using a sоd-off shotgun to settle a lawn-standing turf war – he wanted mow money. After his arrest he was denied bale.

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Passenger: What good is your timetable, the trains are never on time!
Conductor: And how would you know they were late if it wasn’t for the timetable?

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One-Liner Jokes

What's the difference between a blonde and a redhead in bed?A blonde let's you leave the bed when you are satisfied - a redhead let's you leave the bed when SHE is satisfied.

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Blonde Jokes One-Liner Jokes

Doctor:
"I accidentally left my gloves inside your stomach during your operation. We have to operate on you again."
Patient:
"Are you kidding me?!?! Tell you what Doc, take this $10 bill and buy a new pair!"

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Medical and Doctor Jokes One-Liner Jokes

What did the cashew say to the peanuts at church?
"Can I get an ALMOND?!"

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Them:
"Why do you always carry a knife?"
Me:
"The last time I tried to open a bag of сhiрs with a 9mm, things didn’t go so well."

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In school, Chuck Norris put "violence" down for every answer on math tests and always got 100% because he solves all problems with violence.

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Chuck Norris Jokes One-Liner Jokes School Jokes

Chuck Norris is the only person in history to receive a Platinum Medal in the Olympics.

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Chuck Norris Jokes One-Liner Jokes

Chuck Norris is the reason why the chicken crossed the road.

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Chuck Norris Jokes One-Liner Jokes

You know you are getting old when the smile beside your bedside isn't that same smile. It's your teeth in a jam jar

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Insult Jokes One-Liner Jokes

I went to the doctor to see if he can help me to stop smoking .
He suggested that every time I felt like smoking I should reach for a chocolate bar.
It didn't work, because no matter how hard I tried I couldn't get the chocolate bar to light.

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Medical and Doctor Jokes One-Liner Jokes

Chuck Norris once won a drag race with a unicycle.

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Chuck Norris Jokes One-Liner Jokes

Q: What kind of candy do Indians give out on Halloween?
A: Dots.

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Despite popular belief, there is no such thing as a tornado.
Chuck Norris just doesn't like trailer parks.

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Chuck Norris Jokes One-Liner Jokes Weather jokes

Lawyers Off Bridge...
What do you call one lawyer thrown off a bridge into a river? Pollution. What do you call all the lawyers thrown off a bridge? Solution.

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Why was the blonde disappointed with her trip to England?
She found out Big Ben was only a clock.

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