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Q: What's the difference between a catfish and a lawyer?
A: One's a slimy sсuм-suскing bottom-dwelling scavenger; the other is a fish.
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What do blondes and the Bermuda Triangle have in common?
They both swallow semen
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Why do blondes like sunroofs?
More legroom!
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When Alexander Веll invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.
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Когато Александър Бел изобретил телефона видял, Александър Греъм Бел изобретил телефона през 1875. Когато го включил за първи път, видял, че има две пропуснати повиквания. Als Bell das Telefon erfand hatte er bereits drei Anrufe in Abwesenheit von Chuck Norris. When Bell invented the telephone, there were already three Chuck Noris missed calls. Wie Alexander Graham Bell das Telefon erfand, hatte er schon drei unbeantwortete Anrufe von Chuck Norris. När Alexander Graham Bell uppfann telefonen hade han tre missade samtal från Chuck Norris. Kun Alexander Bell keksi puhelimen, hänellä oli jo 3 vastaamatonta puhelua Chuck Norrisilta Δύο αναπάντητες από τον Chuck Norris. Amikor Bell kitalálta a telefont, már volt két nem fogadott hívása Chuck Norristól.
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Which way did the programmer go?
He went data way!
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Guy: Do you wanna hang out this Friday?
Girl: Sorry, but I am getting married this Friday!
Guy: Wow, well congratulations! Then how about this Saturday?
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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This is Jeff, you're not in now, so I'll leave a message.
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How many letters are in the Christmas alphabet?
25... there's no 'L'...
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Christmas Jokes One-Liner Jokes
I went to see my doctor and he asked for a stool sample. So i decided to take a basic woodworking course.
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Medical and Doctor Jokes One-Liner Jokes
“I tried to tell the doctor the long story about how I hurt my thumb. It was all disjointed.”
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Medical and Doctor Jokes One-Liner Jokes
Why was the blonde's steering wheel covered with lipstick? She was trying to вlоw the horn. Submitted by Curtis Submitted by Calamjo
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Blonde Jokes One-Liner Jokes
Lawyer:
"Judge, I wish to appeal my client’s case on the basis of newly discovered evidence."
Judge:
"And what is the nature of the new evidence?"
Lawyer:
"Judge, I discovered that my client still has $500 left."
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“In the 17th century people first began eating ice cream. It was also the century where people first heard the music of Handel and Bach. It was truly a suite time.”
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“If you're really out of sorts, I might have a couple that you could borrow.”
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Many environmentalists are also writers. They have many litter rarely qualities.
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Weeping Willows are a result of Chuck Norris yelling at trees for not being tough enough.
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What did the jealous storm trooper say to the friend who stole his girlfriend and was now going to marry her?
"May divorce be with you!"
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A whale is killing people in SeaWorld. Thats not funny but the headlines were funny: Killer Whale Kills. What the hеll do you think a killer whales going to do? If you go to Brooklyn and see somebody named Killer Mike you dont think hed give you no roses.
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My niece, Sue, plans to open a discount grocery store where everything expires in a week...
She's going to call it Best By...
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