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What did the blonde do when her tooth fell out?
She tried to glue it back on with toothpaste.
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Three blondes are sitting on a park bench eating ice cream cones. One is suскing hers, one is biting hers, one is licking hers. Which one is married? The one with the wedding ring.
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What does a blonde think an innuendo is? An Italian suppository.
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What do you call two blondes driving a convertible with the top down?
Dual Airbags!
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In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized.
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Hes like, Hey, man, where are you from? So I told him, Im from Queens, New York. And then hes like, No, I mean where are you really from? Which, for those of you who dont know, thats code for, No, I mean, why arent you white?
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Did you hear about the Hindu yogi who was having a filling put in a tooth? When the dentist asked him if he wanted novocaine, the yogi said,
"No. I can transcend dental medication."
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One time at this party I walked up to a stunning golden-haired woman and said,
"You know, gentlemen prefer blondes." She smiled a coy smile and answered, "You know, I'm not really a blonde." I smiled, "Good. I'm not really a gentleman."
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Chuck Norris doesn't brush his teeth, he scares the plaque off each morning by snarling in the mirror.
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What's the difference between Viаgrа and Al Gore..... Viаgrа really works !
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I think Employee of the Month is a good example of when a person can be a winner and a loser at the same time.
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Doctors at a hospital in Brooklyn, New York have gone on strike.
Hospital officials say they will find out what the Doctors’ demands are as soon as they can get a pharmacist over there to read the picket signs !
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Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know when Chuck Norris is going to кill you.
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I didn't want to walk in the woods. But I was forest.
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The Toaster;
Other wise known as, the ultimate bath bomb.
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A Lawyer was addressing a doctor in court.
Lawyer: Dr. Kirby, did you say the victim was stabbed in the jungle?
Doctor Kirby: No, I said he was stabbed in the lumbar region.
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When you die, which part of your body is LAST to die?
Your eyes... they dilate!
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Did you hear about the new household cleaner just put on the market? It's called "Bachelor."Why?Because it works fast, and leaves no ring.
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Did you hear about the terrorist who hijacked a courtroom full of lawyers? He threatened to release one every hour until his demands were met.
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Know what I would like to do? Id travel back to when my mom and dad had sеx to have me. And Id just run into the bedroom, right when theyre doing it, and just spank my dad on the аss: Im your son from the future!
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